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  1. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    I sleep to x|||x
    forget
    ( ( ( THE THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER. ) ) )

  2. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    Wait a couple months,
    then you're gonna see,
    you'll never find noboody
    better than me.

  3. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 10:01pm UTC
    & I will try to fix you.

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    "Big boobs don't count if you're fat."
    Sure, and a big dick doesn't count if you are one.

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    I don't see how people can socialize so easily like I can barely talk to a restaurant waiter.

  6. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 7:10pm UTC
    The life may leave my lungs, but my heart will stay with you.♥

  7. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    It's in the hardest times
    that we grow the most.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    Me: Couldn't find it at first
    Me: But now I'm here

  9. capsized* capsized*
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    March 29, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

:)

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