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  2. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    I bet 90% of you wont read this, but to the 10% that do, i can't thank you enough.
    All my life I wanted to be a turtle. Everyday I spend countless hours studying and pretending to be a turtle. I have recently nailed a wooden shell around my torso. All I ask is that you favorite this quote. My family supports me and the more people that favorite this the closer i will become to being a turtle.
    Thank you<3.
    I bet 100% of you just said "wtf" and laughed. but thats cool too.:)
    I dont actually want to be a turtle..
    nmf

  3. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    The more you suffer,
    The more it shows you really care.
    ~The offspring,Self Esteem~

  4. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    I can barely control this feeling
    Look at the murder in my eyes
    I was never good at concealing
    Violent thoughts have come to life
    Horror will have a deeper meaning
    You are the reason this began
    Even now I can hear you screaming
    There’s only one thing left to destroy
    And I’ll no longer be paranoid
    No more reason to be annoyed
    In a moment you will see my other side
    When I’m confronted
    My demeanor turns from Jekyll into Hyde
    Sacrifice By Disturbed


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  6. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Potheads say marijuana is good for you because its natural.
    Just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's entirely safe.
    Wanna know what els is natural?
    Bears.

  7. Rocketrachel1 Rocketrachel1
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    when the hardest thing at school is getting good grades
    ^ smiling and not faking
    **highlight**

  8. Rocketrachel1 Rocketrachel1
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    When your friends are venting to you about breakups (etc.) and they want advice on it
    And you have never dealt with anything close to it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. indieprincess indieprincess
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Just stop.
    I don't need this right now.
    T

  11. Steve Steve
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    July 14, 2011 10:36am UTC
    A psychologist at a girl’s college asked the members of his class to compliment any girl wearing red. Within a week the cafeteria was a blaze of red. None of the girls were aware of being influenced, although they did notice that the atmosphere was more friendly. A class at the University of Minnesota is reported to have conditioned their psychology professor a week after he told them about learning without awareness. Every time he moved toward the right side of the room, they paid more attention and laughed more uproariously at his jokes, until apparently they were able to condition him right out the door.
    – W. Lambert Gardiner, Psychology: A Story of a Search, 1970

  12. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    My Middle Finger
    SALUTES YOU

  13. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds Cashier,
    Don't give me that look... Last time I checked there was no age limit on Happy Meals
    Sincerely,
    Dont forget the toy

  14. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    ME: Why am i so funny?!
    ME: I don't know
    ME: *Laughs*
    ME: *Sighs*

  15. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
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    October 21, 2011 6:10pm UTC
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  16. putmeintheloonybin putmeintheloonybin
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    December 27, 2011 9:47pm UTC
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  19. indieprincess indieprincess
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    November 3, 2011 6:53pm UTC
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  20. indieprincess indieprincess
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 10:32am UTC
    SWIMMING IN JELLO SEEMS FUN.
    FAVE IT IF U WANT TO TRY IT -Indieprincess:)

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