ImRightHere · 1 decade ago
you are beautiful
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Bee · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5699533

Honey, why are there two broken condoms on the couch?
*Looks to the couch to see children watching TV*

The wife is thinking he is talking about the kids being the two broken condoms.
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idontneedtobebeautifull · 1 decade ago
OMG! i'm ur first comment! hiya girl and welcome to witty c: if u need something im here for ya! c:
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