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krissy101
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October 21, 2011 7:57pm UTC

I'VE CRIED SO MANY TIMES TO MAKE AN OCEAN
& I HOPE YOU DROWN IN IT.

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legitshit
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October 21, 2011 8:08pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuanna. Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said to Jill, "You wanna?". Jill said yes, dropped her dress, and they had a lot of fun. But Jill forget to take the pill and now they have a son.

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iiloveedancee
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October 21, 2011 8:17pm UTC

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laxlover9
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October 21, 2011 8:21pm UTC

I dont know but
i think i may be
falling for you

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misscrazy33
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October 21, 2011 8:27pm UTC

slutty, popular girl posts a
hideous picture on facebook:
80 likes
shy, quiet girl posts a
gorgeous picture on facebook:
2 likes

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October 15, 2011 1:05am UTC

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WhatsNotToAdore
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October 15, 2011 1:24am UTC

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WhatsNotToAdore
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October 15, 2011 1:28am UTC

B.E.S.T.F.R.I.E.N.D
is 10 letters.
But so is
L.Y.I.N.G.B.I.T.C.H

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em_gurgle14
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October 15, 2011 1:40am UTC

What People Say After A Movie
Finishes In The Theaters:
5% : I Can't Wait To See The Sequel.
5% : That Was Great Acting.
90% : I Gotta Pea.
♥

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shaewow1234
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October 15, 2011 1:46am UTC

"What's your secret for fighting the flu"
Sucking your own dick [x]
Chuck Norris []
Going to the doctors []

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Bluee07
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October 15, 2011 1:54am UTC

sister: WHY DID YOU HIT ME ?!?!?!
me: i didnt hit you i simply
high fived your face(;

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iLoVEYoooH
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October 15, 2011 2:47am UTC

Get some
>> a m e r i c a n s a u s a g e <<
I n m y e n g l i s h m u f f i n ♥
-bridesmaids

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lyndsayKateLouise
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October 15, 2011 3:39am UTC

your mom's a VIRGIN

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PeanutFace
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October 15, 2011 6:32am UTC

☐ Single
☐ Taken
☑ Dating my unicorn.

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justinbieberfever1234
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October 15, 2011 7:15am UTC

Omg!
did you know that if you press 3 and hit the fave button at
the same time a picture of a panda comes up!
weird right?

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