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  1. scouto scouto
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 7:38am UTC
    Dear Victoria's Secret,
    Please stop putting ads on TV, it's making family night awkward.
    Sincerely, I have a nine year old brother

  2. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    i want him to ; ♥
    ask me out on new years day.

  3. divagrl43 divagrl43
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 11:59am UTC
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    If I could reach up and
    hold a star
    for every time you've
    made me smile,
    the entire evening sky
    would be in the palm of my hands.
    [♥]
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    not my format, credit to whoever

  4. superitalian8 superitalian8
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 2:53am UTC
    In the end, everything will be OK,
    And if it's not OK, then it's not the end.

  5. mkdgx mkdgx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 12:11am UTC
    On the first day of Christmas
    My true love gave to me____♥
    OH YEAH, NOTHING .
    ♥____Because I'm SINGLE

  6. x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 10:04pm UTC
    Best Friends. Junk Food. Texting.Late night phone calls. Music. TV. Pictures. Makeup. "I'm soo fat!" Fashion. Skaters. Jocks. Preps. Cheerleaders. Nerds. Fitting in. Standing out. Feeling invisible. Sports. School. Stupid classes. StuDYING. Tests. Stupid teachers. Middle School. 8th grade graduation. High school. Finals. Permit test. Driving. Driver's test. License! Freedom. Crushes. Young love♥. Break-Ups. Broken hearts. Fakers. Tears. Secrets. Rumors. Insecurities. Drama. Frenemies. Fights. Facebook. Mistakes. Bad decisions. Acting on impulses. Parents. You feel like no one understands you. Sneaking out. Horror movies. Chick flicks. Perverted jokes.LOL. Shopping. "Clean your room!" Sleeping. Family. Periods :/ Chocolate. Witty profiles. :) Bad times. Good times.
    Creating yourself. ♥
    The best years of our lives
    *highlight*

  7. Rowe Rowe
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:10pm UTC
    that mood where;
    everything is hilarious. (:

  8. xxhollisterchickxx88 xxhollisterchickxx88
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 12:41pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.

  9. J_money J_money
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    that hot kid
    on tv you know you'll never meet.

  10. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 2:07pm UTC
    saying:
    "Is it because I'm black?"
    when your white
    {{♥} /////////}}}}}

  11. LetsRunaway_ LetsRunaway_
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    I see this quote a lot:
    Girl: "Do you like anyone?"
    Boy: "Yeah..."
    Girl: "You should text her now!"
    Boy: "Okay..."
    Girl gets a text saying "Will you go out with me?"
    Yeah, I don't think so.
    I want someone who will:
    -Paint my windshield and ask me.
    -Write it in the snow.
    -Make a treasure hunt for me of trails leading to him.
    -Bake me a cake and write it in my favorite colors.
    -Write a song for me.
    -Spell it out with Hershey Kisses on my kitchen table. When he asks me out:
    I want it to be memorable.

  12. AliceLucinda AliceLucinda
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 7:26am UTC
    my Prince Charming?
    Yeah, he's on his way.
    ♥ He's just stuck in traffic.

  13. xxjennaxx xxjennaxx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 10:34pm UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.
    credit to - hiddenshadows. i just loved this ^^

  14. 13Rainbow 13Rainbow
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 11:03am UTC
    I`ve Always Wanted A Guy
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    To Throw Rocks At My Window

  15. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    I want to be the girl
    he talks about to
    his friends.♥

  16. il0vey0ux3 il0vey0ux3
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    Your little girl has grown up, daddy.
    She lies to you about not having a boyfriend,
    her virgin lips are inexistent,
    and her clothes no longer hang below her knees.
    She wears makeup , she knows how to doll herself up ,
    and she has an interest for men.
    However, daddy
    the only man she will forever love the most is you.
    She may have a million men who steal and break her heart,
    but you are the only one who can give your blessings
    & allow the right gentlemen to take your place as the new protector of the heart.
    I love you daddy. Signed, your daughter.

  17. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    I hate when
    Someone finds out I'm ticklish...

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