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1. luvwitty
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2011 6:48pm UTC
   Dear people,
   Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.
   Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants.
   
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2. luvwitty
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   June 7, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   ‎When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.
   
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3. luvwitty
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   June 7, 2011 7:24pm UTC
   kissing test1.hold you breath2.click add a quote3.copy and paste this quote4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;
   
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4. luvwitty
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   June 7, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   abcdefg gummy bears are eating me, one is red, one is blue, the yellow one just ate my shoe
   Now I'm running for my life, the blue one's got a butcher's knife.
   
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5. luvwitty
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   June 3, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAYO!!!!!
   
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6. luvwitty
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   June 1, 2011 4:39pm UTC
   LGBT PRIDE MONTH
   
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7. luvwitty
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   Dear William and Kate,
   If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
   Sincerely, curious.
   
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8. luvwitty
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   May 30, 2011 10:36pm UTC
   Dear William and Kate,
   If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
   Sincerely, curious.
   
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9. luvwitty
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   May 30, 2011 8:13pm UTC
   Yesterday was history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it a present.
   
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10. luvwitty
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    May 19, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Truth is you don't lose friends as life goes on, you just find out the ones who were true, and the ones who were never really there for you.
    
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11. luvwitty
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    May 19, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment people sing "This is why I'm Hot"...and your just like, "All your reasons are invalid."
    
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12. luvwitty
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    May 17, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU ♥
    
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13. luvwitty
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    May 17, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    Did you ever notice that 'lol' looks like a person drowning?
    
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14. luvwitty
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    May 16, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Save water. Shower together.
    
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15. luvwitty
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    May 15, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    What would you do for a Klodike bar?
    
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16. luvwitty
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    May 15, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    ( . )( . ) I love boobies, yes I do. I love boobies, how about you?
    -KeepaBreast(:
    
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17. luvwitty
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    May 15, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When You realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married they would both be Taylor Lautner.
    
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18. luvwitty
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    May 15, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Am I the only one who looks behind the shower curtain to see if anyone is hinding?
    
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19. luvwitty
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    May 15, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    BRING IT ON marathon!
    
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20. luvwitty
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    May 14, 2011 10:02am UTC
    TEAM NINJA
    Highlight^^^^^^^^^^^
    
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