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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Let Me Guess;
    your password has something to do with your first, middle, or last name.
    or your pet. or the guy you love. or an inside joke that only you & your
    f r i e n d s w o u l d u n d e r s t a n d. or your favorite singer
    or it's random & has nothing to do with your life at all

  2. _ivaaxlove_ _ivaaxlove_
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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  3. Fashiongurl2eva Fashiongurl2eva
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    if you read this message your secretly a ninja! congrats bro
    Today,
    I found out that 'Made in China' stickers are made in Korea.
    MLIA.

  4. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when your family asks "..so, do you have a boyfriend?"

  5. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    SKINNY JEANS ARE LIKE CALORIES ;
    EASY TO PUT ON, IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.

  6. comedreamwithme_ comedreamwithme_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    T H E B E S T P A R T A B O U T F I E L D T R I P S ?
    ----------> the bus rides ♡

  7. cheerfreakk cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    YOU HAVE A BETTER ChaNCE OF FINDing waldo
    THAN A boyfriend.

    NMf.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 3:58pm UTC
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  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Avoiding male cashiers
    When buying feminine products.

  10. gabri3ll3_26 gabri3ll3_26
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:16pm UTC
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  12. ollliiiviiaaox ollliiiviiaaox
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    i would do illegal things to you;)
    really? like what?;)
    kill you.

  13. KathrneLuvsUHunn KathrneLuvsUHunn
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 10:08am UTC
    "You really said that?!"
    "No, but I was thinking it."♥

  14. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 7:47am UTC
    Typing 'lol' when your face
    shows less expression than
    a brick.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:28am UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook

  17. sweetart11 sweetart11
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    All we teenage girls want is;;;
    To be kissed in the rain;
    To wear what ever we want and still be called beautiful
    To eat whatever we want and not gain weight
    to be called cute nicknames by him.
    wake up to a ‘I love you, my beautiful’ text
    a love we can be silly around
    NOT BE JUDGED ON HOW WE LOOK
    unlimited texting
    shop till we drop
    No period pains.
    have true friends
    feel confident and gorgeous
    no chores & understanding, super-nice parents
    oh. And a fajillion dollars.

  18. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    drake:
    are you calling me a liar?
    josh:
    well, i ain't calling you a truther!

  19. crystaleu12 crystaleu12
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    I want to make a
    Search engine called tap, so when people
    want to search something they'd say,
    Hold on, "let me tap that."

  20. Laxlover98 Laxlover98
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    I wish
    I had a twin brother
    So he can bring
    his hot guy friends from my grade
    Over.

:)

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