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SportsLuvy10
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 9:08am UTC

Today
({a customer asked where the condoms were. I told him we didn't sell condoms. On his way out he said, "I'll be back in nine months for diapers." I laughed until I cried.})
MLIA

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Highstar16
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February 14, 2010 1:10pm UTC

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not completely mine but HAD to post it

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
January 15, 2010 5:39pm UTC

&& Just because she comes off strong;
doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying. And even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe, she's really good at lying. ♥

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ErinBear22
posted a quote
November 23, 2009 6:29pm UTC

| i f | l o v i n g | y o u | i s | w r o n g , |
baby, i don't wanna be right.
^everybody loves raymond^

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Lilhcogurl22
posted a quote
April 11, 2009 2:40am UTC

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach
with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.For each scene, he
noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to
the Lord.When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at
the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest && saddest times in his life.This really bothered him and he questioned
the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk
with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times
in my life, there is only one set of footprints.I don't understand why when I
needed you most you would leave me."The Lord replied, "My precious, precious
child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and
s u f f e r i n g w h e n y o u s e e o n l y o n e s e t o f f o o t p r i n t s ,
it was then that I carried you.
remember that the lord is always with youu.
happy easter:)
credit only for edit.

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crisis_unknown
posted a quote
September 25, 2009 5:29pm UTC

don't give up on love;
J U S T B E C A U S E H E G AV E U P O N Y O U.

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 11:56pm UTC

Dear wind,
don't forget to
t a k e m e a w a y .
I am sick of living life
hanging by strings.
Take me,
i w i l l b r e a k free .

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gallagrrrXD
posted a quote
September 12, 2009 5:29pm UTC

Today,
I stole my friends phone and changed my
contact name from Devon to God.
I began sending her quotes from the Bible.
She's now convinced she's the
chosen one.
MLIA

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ZGGgymnast984
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 4:16pm UTC

We're Best Friends
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you
jump of a bridge, i get in a canoe and
[ s a v e y o u r s t u p i d a s s ]

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briiannneeex3
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 7:28pm UTC

When i get married;
she'll be my maid of honorrr.
When i have a baby;
she'll be the godmotherrr(:
& when we grow older;
we'll be playing bingo together in
the seniorrr home<3;
because;;
shes more then a bestfrienddd.
this girl is my
other half<3;
alll mine<3;

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