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xjaseyrae
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November 9, 2011 7:17pm UTC
Officer; How high are you?
Me; No officer, its hi, how are you?

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maddo143
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November 10, 2011 4:43pm UTC
Today In English
this popular guy asked this quiet girl why she wore makeup. He said;
ggi "Cassidy, why do you wear so much make-up?
You don't need it. I don't like girls who wear makeup. They're prettier without it."
Guys like this give me hope ♥

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tylerr
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October 13, 2011 3:55am UTC
the awkward moment
when someone says they'll call you back
in 5 minutes, but an hour later,
you're still waiting for their call.
.___________.

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lifesaclimbbuttheviewisgreat
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September 30, 2011 9:55pm UTC
I wait all day to see 1
and when i don't, i feel like nobody's there for me.

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