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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I saw some ducks practicing their
    teenage girl faces by the pond today.

  2. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say:
    "Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
    *Draws Mickey outline*

  3. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Im finally giving up, everything is just f#$ked up, and ain't going to plan. Goodbye everyone

  4. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:31am UTC
    You bleed just to know your alive

  5. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:42am UTC
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  6. hottie3lol hottie3lol
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  7. AmieMac AmieMac
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair.
    Lady Gaga: Green hair. Beyonce: Black hair. Together: WE ARE POWER RANGERS

  8. LiveLoveWitty LiveLoveWitty
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    IN A DAY,
    so many things can happen.
    SO MANY SCARS CAN BE MADE.

  9. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:46am UTC
    That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

  10. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
    i wish my wrists didn't look like train tracks.

  11. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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  12. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Hover your
    mouse over
    this quote

  13. xxanewbeginingxx xxanewbeginingxx
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 10:24am UTC
    They always check your wrists
    but they never check your thighs

  14. SoftballStar411 SoftballStar411
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    This is quite long..but please read...There was a girlwhose name wasLily, she was 6 yearsold....She had a best friend whose name wasCharlie, who was 7years old...Lily: CHARLIE! CHARLIE!Charlie: What do you want Lily?Lily: Let's play Charlie...Charlie: No...Lily: Please Charlie!! :(Charlie: If you want to playwith prince Charliethen you'd have to bemy slaveLily: Charlie, but Iwant to be a princess...Charlie's Mom: CHARLIE! I told you 20 timesto bring me a beer!*Charlies mothertakes his hand andtakes him home*Charlie: Mommy pleasedon't hit me,I am sorry...Charlies mom slapshim in the face, and kicks him in the legCharlies mom: How dare you! You little piece on sh**!I hate you! Iwish you werenever born!You ruined my life!Because of youmy boss fired me!*Kicks Charliewhile he's on theground crying*Charlie: I..am..s..s.rorry momm..yCharlies Mom: Your'e bad luck! Getout of my facebefore I break yours!(Why was Charlie's mom mad at him?)(He didnt doanythingwrong)Charlie thinks:(My mom always lookstired...)(Maybe I shouldwash all the dirty clothes and clean the house)(then my momwould be happyand love me)(Mommy will get backhome and be happy, sjewill hug me and say howmuch she loves me...)La La LaCharlie was veryhappy he kept singing onwhile cleaning for his mother...*Charlies momopens the door*Charlie: Oh mommy, mommy*Charlie hugs his mom*Yey! welcome back mommy!!!Look, I cleaned the house for you!Charlies mom: What have you done!!!!You ruined my house!!! You little brat!!Charlie: Mommy I..I...I am sorry... Iwas trying to help you*Slaps Charlie*You piece of sh**!!!*Kicks*I will kill you!!!!Little a**hole!Charlie: Mommy..p..p..lease stop..it...I just wantedyou...to...loveme...and be happ..yCharlies Mom: Shut up!!! Shutup!!!! *keeps on slapping*Little Charliewas bleeding...Charlies mom thinks: .....is he alive?*Calls 911*(hospital)I am very sorry, wetried our best...buthe doesnt havemuch time leftCharlies Mom: Charlie? Wake up!Charlie: Lily I can't playwith youanymoreLily: I dont want to be theprincess anymore! i'll be what you ask meto be...But pleaseCharlie...don'tleave me *cries*Charlie: Lily save me!I don't want todie!Lily: Charlie your gonna dieCharlie: I am scaredLily..Charlie: I dont want them tobury me, its gonnabe dark in there...I......am..s...scared....lily..Lily: Charlie wakeup...Charlie!!!*Mom enters*Mom: no, he couldnthave...NOOO!*CRIES* What have Idone?!?!?!I killed myson!!! My only son!*cries*after 1 dayCharlies motherfinds a letterbeside her bed...She opens theletter and it says...I LOVE YOUMOMMYFrom CharlieShe get's arrested...*Fav if your against child abuse* Sorry if i made you cry;(

  15. Schizophrenia21 Schizophrenia21
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Click the [♥] if
    yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:45am UTC
    My death is just around the corner, the question is when will I face death and to how it will happen

  18. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I've come to the point where nothing matters anymore, and things I used to care about aren't worth fighting for.

  19. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 3:06am UTC
    sometimes the pain is too strong to bare
    and life gets so hard you just dont care.
    you feel
    so alone, you just sit & cry
    every second you wish you would die
    then you start thinkin... who would care
    if
    1 day they woke up & u weren't there

  20. aidenbowen aidenbowen
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:49am UTC
    I've got death inside me. It's just a question of whether or not I can go through with it.

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