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1. liveloveflirt96
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   February 4, 2009 9:26pm UTC
   There was once a nun who needed a ride home from the church one day. She called a cab and it soon came. She got in the cab and the driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She said, "Excuse me sir...is there a problem??" And he replied, "No...uh..well.....its kind of embarassing..." And the nun said, "Im a nun... I have probably heard much worse." So the guy said, "Well... I have always had this fantasy of kissing a nun." And she said, "Well ok.... but you have to be catholic and you have to be single." The guy told her that he was. So they stopped the car and the nun climbed into the front seat and gave the driver a long sweet kiss. The driver then began to cry. The nun asked, "What's wrong? Am I a bad kisser or something?" And the driver said, "I have sinned! I am Jewish and married. Oh, dear lord...im sorry." And the nun said, "Its okay. My name is Jimmy and I'm going to a Halloween party."
   haha...rate high if you get it :)
   
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2. liveloveflirt96
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   February 4, 2009 8:58pm UTC
   that girl issss.....
   CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.
   ratee highh <3
   
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3. liveloveflirt96
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   February 4, 2009 8:41pm UTC
   live your life c.r.a.z.y. and l.o.v.e every second <3
   
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4. liveloveflirt96
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   February 4, 2009 8:30pm UTC
   BEST FRIENDS
   11-2-1
   11 letters...2 words... 1 meaning
   u guys know who u r.... luv ya all xoxoxo
   
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5. liveloveflirt96
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   February 4, 2009 8:23pm UTC
   im not a bitchhh....i just do what works for me.
   im not a sluttt... i just get every guy i want.
   im not a heart breakerrr... i just get bored easily.
   and im not full of it... im SEXYYY.
   lol....i was bored so i made this up hehe.....oo and btw, im not talking about myself cuz im not like this at all lol i just made up a random quotee... rate highhhhhh <3
   
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6. liveloveflirt96
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   January 3, 2009 8:34pm UTC
   i'm done with hello's and goodbyes
   where is the good in goodbye?
   where is the hell in hello?
   rate high if you get it=]
   
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7. liveloveflirt96
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   January 3, 2009 8:30pm UTC
   oh, don't worry
   you didn't break me. no,
   sweetie you
   completely destroyed me
   rate high if you have had a broken heart=[
   
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8. liveloveflirt96
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   December 9, 2008 8:57pm UTC
   ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
   a rainbow of luvvvvvvvvvv
   rate high <3
   
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9. liveloveflirt96
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   December 9, 2008 8:55pm UTC
   theres only
   1 thing
   2 do
   3 words
   4 you
   I LOVE YOU
   1,2,3,4 by Plain White Tees
   
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10. liveloveflirt96
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    December 2, 2008 7:50pm UTC
    so theres this old guy sunbathing naked on the beach. a little girl comes up to him, points to his dick and says, "whats that?". the man replies, "thats my...umm... bird." so the little girl goes back to making her sandcastles and the old man falls asleep. a couple hours later, the man wakes up in the hospital with really bad pain in his dick. the little girl is sitting by his bed. the man asks, "what happened to me?". the girl answers, "well, i tried to pet your bird, but he spit at me, so I broke his neck, cracked his eggs and burnt his nest."
    EWWW... lol
    rate high if you thought that was gross.... but it still made you laugh <3
    
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11. liveloveflirt96
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    November 23, 2008 10:07pm UTC
    boys-
    you think you know them till you turn around and they're not there.
    boys-
    you think you love them till you turn around and they break your heart.
    boys-
    you think they are your everything... life doesn't exist without them... until they make you wish you didn't exist.
    boys-
    98% of girls have their heart broken at least once. why should this guy be any different?
    boys-
    you are reading this and thinking... hmm, this all may be true, but i know my guy is special.
    and i am here to tell you honey, he may be fun for a while, but don't let him break you.
    girls are stronger than that.
    
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12. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 2:58pm UTC
    don't cry over a guy that makes you cry.... cuz if he makes you cry, then HES NOT WORTH IT.
    
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13. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 11:04am UTC
    I wondered how long this could last. Maybe someday, years from now—if the pain would just decrease to the point where I could bear it—I would be able to look back on those few short months that would always be the best of my life. And, if it were possible that the pain would ever soften enough to allow me to do that, I was sure that I would feel grateful for as much time as he’d given me. More than I’d asked for, more than I’d deserved. Maybe someday I’d be able to see it that way.
    Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 5, p.124
    
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14. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 11:02am UTC
    In what strange parallel dimension would I ever have gone to prom of my own free will? If you weren’t a thousand times stronger than me, I would never have let you get away with this.
    Bella Swan, Twilight, Epilogue, p.495
    
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15. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 11:00am UTC
    When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…
    Edward Cullen, Twilight, Epilogue, p.486
    
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16. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 10:58am UTC
    Emmett enjoyed having me around — he thought my bizarre human reactions were hilarious… or maybe it was just the fact that I fell down a lot that he found so funny.
    Bella Swan, Twilight, Epilogue, p.485
    
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17. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 10:54am UTC
    I can’t imagine why that would be frustrating at all — just because someone refuses to tell you what they’re thinking, even if all the while they’re making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean… now, why would that be frustrating?
    Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90
    
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18. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 10:51am UTC
    A low oath made me aware that someone was with me, and the voice was impossible not to recognize. Two long, white hands shot out protectively in front of me, and the van shuddered to a stop a foot from my face, the large hands fitting providentially into a deep dent in the side of the van’s body.
    Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.56
    
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19. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 10:49am UTC
    I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.
    Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.181
    
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20. liveloveflirt96
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    November 22, 2008 10:48am UTC
    You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you.
    Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.174
    
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