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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. battyyellow battyyellow
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    I am....
    A Little Clumsy
    A Massive Justin Bieber Fan
    Not Little Miss popular
    A little overweight
    Happy with the way I am
    10 years old
    BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY IM MYSELF!
    Copyright to battyyellow

  3. Kayleemarie Kayleemarie
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    that akward moment when,
    your peeing in a public bathroom and
    its dead silent.

  4. Kayleemarie Kayleemarie
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Why can't he just say,
    “ The only thing I will ever change about you is your last name, and the only other girl I’ll ever love is our daughter”

  5. Amyscrazyforyou Amyscrazyforyou
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Life is a game with a small fault.
    There's not "restart button" in it...

  6. xoxoEngalndxoxo xoxoEngalndxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.
    The girl lays on operation bed.
    Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.
    Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone.
    Girl: Nurse where is he?
    Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?
    Nurse hands the girl a note
    Girl reads note
    I told you it was yours
    Facebook :)

  7. xoxoEngalndxoxo xoxoEngalndxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    I don’t care how old I am. I’m going on that bouncy castle!

  8. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life
    it goes on♥

  9. berries berries
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    teacher: I want you guys to work quietly I'll be right back
    kids: YEAH PARTY WOOO HOOO SHE'S GONE *SCREAMING*
    Teacher: i'm very proud of you guys! :D every one laughs
    school gotta love it!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. MCDJ MCDJ
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Justin Bieber's gay?
    he has a girlfriend.
    Justin Bieber's a girl?
    Are you really THAT stupid?
    Justin Bieber's ugly?
    Say that to his millions of fans.
    Justin Bieber's a loser?
    He sold out Madison Square Garden. He was the first teen to EVER do that.
    Justin Bieber will be forgotten soon?
    True love from fans is timeless.
    - don't judge a book by its cover.
    Sincerely, ME!

  12. Kayleemarie Kayleemarie
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 11:25am UTC
    Maybe I Should,
    Create a facebook account named No One, so then I can like someone's status and it will say...
    No One Likes This. :)
    not my quote.

  13. Alex_Lessing Alex_Lessing
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 11:39am UTC
    ONLY ONE FAV?!
    - lemme' refresh the page.
    WFT?! STILL ONLY ONE FAV?! the ♥ must be broken or something ....

:)

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