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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. LongGone LongGone
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    September 24, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    i may not seem like a "good" person,
    but soon,
    i want to give someone else a chance of living their life, by donating my heart.
    •••
    nmq

  4. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:11pm UTC
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  5. prettyinpink23 prettyinpink23
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    if i could chose anyone,
    it would be you<<<

  6. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    my math book commited suicide
    he had too many problems.

  7. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I Love When..
    A guy comes to kiss me while im yelling at him♥
    LOL JK, IT NEVER HAPPENED.


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  9. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    yes mom,
    every guy i talk to is my boyfriend...

  10. jessica7 jessica7
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    The evening news is where they begin with
    "good evening",
    ,and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.

  11. iwasenchanted_ iwasenchanted_
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Don't marry a man
    unless you would be
    proud to have a son
    exactly like him.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:23pm UTC
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  13. justagirl44 justagirl44
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:59pm UTC
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    "This summer is gonna be awesome!"
    1 earthquake & hurricane later...
    "Wow that was boring"

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  14. lizxoxo lizxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC
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    That baby dinosaur noise
    you make when you stretch.
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    *nmf

  15. mattieismegacool mattieismegacool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    that feeling you get, you
    know, when your heart
    drops to your stomach,
    you want to throw up,
    your eyes fill with tears,
    and you feel completely alone.

  16. Xportugese_babiiiX Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    " I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."
    ~

  17. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    dear leg hair,
    i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
    sincerely, what is this!?

  18. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    wipe the tears,
    say goodbye,
    cause forever,
    WAS JUST A LIE.
    nmf

  19. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 1:46am UTC
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  20. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 2:09am UTC
    My wife always complained;
    how i never took her somewhere expensive,
    so i took her to the gas station

:)

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