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  1. bambi313dancer bambi313dancer
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    there i was again
    tonight,
    FORCING LAUGHTER, FAKING SMILES,
    same old tired
    lonely place;♥

  2. MissMaggie MissMaggie
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 11:13am UTC
    my momma always told me -
    "if I was gonna dream , I might as well do it big"

  3. JPowers1 JPowers1
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    So here's how It'll go;
    I'll pretend to be over you
    &everyone will believe me

  4. paigebearxoxo paigebearxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 11:05am UTC
    What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers:
    PILLOWFIGHT!!!!!
    What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers:
    Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.

  5. Biebers_swaggg Biebers_swaggg
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 10:02am UTC
    Fiesta de mis pantalones.
    Wanna hop in?

  6. nickiandtaay nickiandtaay
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    have you ever wanted
    to comment someone's status, and say no one cares?

  7. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    Textaphrenia-
    thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

  8. xoxoblueyes09 xoxoblueyes09
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    Stop abortion
    take a minute & think
    that baby has j ust as much right to live as you do.
    getting an abortion 
doesn't make you
    
un-pregnant ;;
    It just makes you the
    mother of a dead baby .
    it’s just -
    two more ears ; that will never hear the waves crash
    one more heart ; that will never love like it should
    two more eyes ; that will never see the beauty of a sunset
    two more hands ; that will never know the warmth of a mother's touch
    two more feet ; that will never get to play in the sand at the beach
    one more mouth ; that will never have a chance to be heard
    two more arms ; that will never hug and say
    i l o v e y o u
    * that baby loves you already whether you know it or not . give it a chance to become something great & love you *
    prrooo-liiffe
    stop abortion

    if you're still readin … i love you .
    sorry it's ugly ! i was in a rush/:


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  10. nimihyel nimihyel
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 10:22am UTC
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  11. erinasaur erinasaur
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
    We got your best friends and worst enemies on Facebook.
    The bored teenagers looking for a laugh on YouTube.
    The person who thinks everything they do is awesome on Twitter.
    The people with the sucky lives on Fmylife.
    The partyers on Texts from Last Night.
    The ninjas (and pirates) on My Life is Average.
    The comedians on Dear blank, please blank.
    The creepy old men on Chat Roulette.
    The people who are stuck in the past on MySpace.
    and the lost girls looking for a place to feel safe on Witty ♥

  12. iBchristina iBchristina
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 10:11am UTC
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    Dear Tooth Fairy,
    Thank you for teaching
    me that it's okay to sell
    my body for money
    Sincerely,
    Little Girls Around the World

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  13. linmae97 linmae97
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 10:12am UTC
    If your in computer class right now please like this
    We'll see how many likes it will get and it better get more than 5 likes


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  15. Masked_and_Hidden Masked_and_Hidden
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    I Would Like to Adress the Kayleemarie3 Case.
    Now most of us have probably already either started fighting against Kayleemarie3 or supporting her in her "fight for her life." Now I am not saying that she is lying, I am just saying that I have not and will not come to a conclusion about this. Yes, maybe she does have cancer and maybe she is dying. But there is also evidence that supports her lying.The quote she posted on July 31, 2009 that wished everyone on Witty a farewell.While looking at her profile, I noticed that her last login was August 2, 2009. Within the first two days she discovered she had cancer, she said she was dying. What I have decided to do is not take part in this war. I would like peace on Witty. I will give her no more attention after this quote. I will not favorite her quotes, and I will not go and try to prove her wrong. Whatever is happening to her is none of my business. Whether she is lying or telling the truth, something is wrong with her either way. If you agree with what I have to say, favorite this quote. If you do not agree, I would like you to comment in a nice manner. What has happened her on Witty needs to come to an end, before Witty goes up into complete flames. Thank you and consider what I have said.

  16. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

  17. xometrostation xometrostation
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 9:37pm UTC
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  18. nickiandtaay nickiandtaay
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    i'm torn between wanting you back, and kicking you in the balls.

  19. partygirl123 partygirl123
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 5:05pm UTC
    i am not happy with my body at all.
    i am called ugly and fat and it really gets to me.
    my friends are the only ones who dont say mean things but i hear they are lying about it all.
    for every person who favorites this, i will do 10 pushups.
    for every person who comments saying something that will encourage me, i will do 20 pushups.
    please favorite and comment.

  20. peaceluvmimi peaceluvmimi
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    So let's say,
    that theoretically I really like
    you. And theoretically, even though it sounds
    moronically cliche and overused, you give
    me butterflies. And just for kicks, let's add
    that, all in theory of course, you may be one
    of the most wonderful people I have ever met.
    And hypothetically, my heart beats ten times
    faster when I see you. Do you think that you
    would supposedly, and in the most theoretical
    sense, feel the same way?
    all mine, please ask before.

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