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SmartBlonde
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October 7, 2011 8:48pm UTC

On the phone with your mom: Hey mom,
Mom: What are you doing?
Friend yelling in the background: Will You Pass The Weed!?
Me: Shut Up! Your gonna get me killed!
Mom: You get home now!
Me: They were just kidding mom...
Real story...

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WesternRider
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October 7, 2011 8:46pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
It's not about the money, money, money
And they don't need our money, money, money
BUT WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE SONG ANYWAYS

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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msjitterbug98
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October 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC

OMG!
fave this quote,
and...
this quote will be in your faves.
nmf

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loveydoveydeeds
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October 7, 2011 8:18pm UTC

i'm gonna leave this quote as it is...
..and the majority of you wont even bother to look at it...
or fave it becuase it's ugly.
>>That's just the way society is nowadays<<

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Camileisawesome
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:19pm UTC

I'm probably the only person who can't rap to super bass.

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softball4lyfe
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October 7, 2011 8:14pm UTC

I think I love you again. I know we broke up, but I'm seriously in love with you more than ever.
Excuse me? I don't think you realize that YOU broke up with ME. YOU cheated on ME. And yet you still have the f**king guts to tell me that you're still in love with me? Yeah. Well guess what? I'm not coming back. And next time I see you, expect a visit from my middle finger.
My friend and her conversation with her ex.
I have so much respect for her.

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softball4lyfe
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October 7, 2011 8:15pm UTC

I think I love you again. I know we broke up, but I'm seriously in love with you more than ever.
Excuse me? I don't think you realize that YOU broke up with ME. YOU cheated on ME. And yet you still have the f**king guts to tell me that you're still in love with me? Yeah. Well guess what? I'm not coming back. And next time I see you, expect a visit from my middle finger.
My friend and her conversation with her ex.
I have so much respect for her.

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loveydoveydeeds
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC

FAVE
if...
you would be absolutely NOTHING without your best friend ♥

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Phsycobelieber
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:17pm UTC

R.I.P Steve Jobs.
my life wouldn''t be the same if it wasn't for you <3
the world thanks you (:
*favorite if he's changed your life* <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LoveHurtsWhetherItsRightOrWrong
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October 7, 2011 8:11pm UTC

I love you.
No you don't. You're just saying you do. But nobody loves anybody. We live in a world full of hate.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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moonlight283
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October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
WHEN PIGS ACTUALLY FLY

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ThatNerdyGirl
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October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

H E L L O
my name is
SpongeBob SquarePants
Welcome To The Krusty Krab.

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softball4lyfe
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

Before you, I was never so emotional
No one could make me cry like you did. No one could fill my head with so many
overwhelming thoughts. All those things you told me, I believed them. Some
nights I still repeat all those things you said to me, over and over, in my head. But
those words have lost their meaning. All you do is frustrate me. It’s to the point
where all I want to do is scream WHY DID YOU SAY ALL THOSE THINGS IF YOU
DIDN’T MEAN IT?! I’m not trying to be dramatic. You know I don’t try to make
a big deal out of nothing. You really did hurt me. & the worst part is,
you think you did nothing wrong.

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DanniieMizanin
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October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

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Andreaxoxo
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October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20.
Guess who got their homework done ?!

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babygirljmw
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend..
and then i realize,
that means i`ll have to deal with your bullshit again.
♥
NMf.

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