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  1. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 7:05am UTC
    Always be yourself
    unless you can be Beyonce,
    Always be Beyonce.

  2. RawrBitch RawrBitch
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    The Football Captain is in a relationship with A CheerLeader
    ♥ Thursday at 11:12 pm · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    Totally unexpected...
    :

  3. soccerstarr28 soccerstarr28
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    September 16, 2011 12:10pm UTC
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  4. bieberette bieberette
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 7:16am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you accidently say: she was a boy, he was a girl.
    can i make it anymore obviously?

  5. StrawberryySwing StrawberryySwing
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    How do
    mermaids pee?

  6. jadensmithsbxtch jadensmithsbxtch
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Should I give up
    or should i just keep ... chasing pavements. ♥
    format- akk3165 :3 - tumblr

  7. RawrAndStuff RawrAndStuff
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you try to casually run your fingers through your hair, but your fingers get stuck
    not my format

  8. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:13am UTC
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  9. izzybeLLa_127 izzybeLLa_127
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:26am UTC
    Moonwalking into jail
    because you're a smooth criminal.

  10. XxGeorgiexX XxGeorgiexX
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 5:32am UTC
    That Awkward Moment.. When a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight ♥

  11. y0ungw1ldfr33 y0ungw1ldfr33
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:34am UTC
    This ones for;
    you and you and me living out our dream we are right were we should be ;

  12. stephhhx143 stephhhx143
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 10:08am UTC
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  13. InsecureMess InsecureMess
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    i don't need to flirt
    i will seduce you with my awkwardness

  14. borntobe_withyou borntobe_withyou
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:44am UTC
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  15. TheCodyFacts TheCodyFacts
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Cody Simpson Fact #1
    The weirdest place where Cody tweeted was in the CR taking his braces off.

  16. kiss_today_goodbye kiss_today_goodbye
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Never Woulda Guessed It
    Introduction
    It started out like a normal day. Just me getting up and getting ready for school. I got a text from my boyfriend, David.
    Hi babe (: cant wait 2 see u 2day at school <3
    He is 5' 9" and has dirty blonde flow hair. He also has sparkly greenish-blue eyes that I could gaze into for hours. But, I'm getting off topic.
    I went to school (the bus) and saw David. I walked over to him and kissed him. It was a good kiss, too. I put my arm around his and we walked into the building.
    Now, I gotta tell you up-front so you don't get the wrong impression. I was popular. But not one of those popular girls who goes out with millions of guys, oh no. The nice popular girl. The one who's smart, but not too smart. And definitely pretty, or so I was told. Everyone told me I was, but I was having trouble believing them. Isn't that how it always is?
    Anyway, I had a normal schoolday. I sat with my friends at lunch and made-out with David after school. I had finished almost all my homework during my study hall, so I felt happy to go home. When my parent's weren't there, I wasn't skeptical. They almost always came home at 8:00. Sometimes later. I didn't really know what they did... (But I do now.)
    I did the rest of my homework and chatted with my friends on facebook. We decided to meet up at a diner for dinner. I was glad not to have to make dinner again that night. I put on some other clothes and drove to the diner.
    We started to have some fun and David and I were getting lost in eachother eyes, but you don't need to know all the details. The thing was, in the middle of my burger, I got a call from my parents. I left them a note, I thought to myself. Maybe they didn't get it.
    "Hi. mom. What's up?" I said, after I had gotten up from the table.
    "Sweetie, where are you?" my mom said, frantically.
    "At the Diner. Why?" I was starting to get worried.
    "Come home. Now." Then the line went dead. I told everyone I had to go and went home. When I got there, my parents were packing up all our belongings. I saw that there were a bunch of guns laying around them.
    "Mom....What's going on?" I was scared.
    "Sweetie, we need to talk to you about something."
    Isn't that how all bad things start?

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