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  1. BeOriginal BeOriginal
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    BABY OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING EARLIER SO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW. NOOW. IT'S SO IMPORTANT WAKEEE UPPPP!
    HUNNY. SWEETIE. CUTIEE. WAKE UP!
    BABY, BABEE, LOVE, GORGEOUS, WAKKEEE UPPPP.
    WAKE UPP LOVE OF MINEE!<3
    WHAT! WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME THAT IS SO IMPORTANT AT 2:57am ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?!
    i love you.

  2. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Im sick and tired
    of feeling fat and worthless.

  3. gtills12 gtills12
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Wanna hear a clean joke?
    Johny was taking a bath with bubbles.
    Wanna hear a dirty joke?
    Bubbles was a man.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. NinaBelieber NinaBelieber
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    ten years ago,
    we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
    Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
    Please don't let
    Kevin Bacon die.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    We all blame society,
    but we are society ♥

  7. tylerr tylerr happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    those messages
    YOU NEVER WANT TO ERASE.

  8. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    :[
    what's wrong?
    it's my grandma, she got run over
    OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY? HOW? D:
    by a reindeer
    never speak to me again.

  9. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:43pm UTC
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  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Mirror, mirror.
    Lie to me.
    Show me the things I wish to see.

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    the point is, we
    can't help who we fall in love with.

  12. BeOriginal BeOriginal
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    When you were 5,
    sticking your tongue out
    was like giving someone
    the middle finger.

    nmf&nmq//

  13. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    guys should learn from mario bros,
    no matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

  14. allynicolexD allynicolexD
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Dad do you beleive in abortions?
    Go ask your sister
    Wait , I dont have a sister?
    Exactly.....

  15. GETin_THEVAN GETin_THEVAN
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Sometimes by holding on
    too tight,
    You - end - up - losing - what - you - were - trying - so
    |||||||||♥
    hard to save
    Soap is a prime example.

  16. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    The Thing Is,
    I know I'm going to get broken in the end.
    I'm completely, fully, 100% aware of that. my brain thinks I should let go,
    b u t m y h e a r t b e a t s " n o ''

  18. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Today at Target,
    A little boy said to his dad, "daddy can you please stop hurting me? it really hurts!" The dad said, "well we dont get to pick our children do we? so shut the f**k up." Then the dad kicked him and he ran into my arms. He said "can you be my new mommy and daddy? my daddy hurts me!" I said "id love to but i dont think i can. dont worry hun things will get better." then i hugged him and told him to pick out whatever he wanted and id buy it for him. I started yelling at his dad and it turns out he really didnt know why he was doing that. He told me he would stop.
    I JUST SAVED A LIFE

  19. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    WeN YuHh TyyPE lYk DiSs
    I want to smack you in the face with a dictionary
    :L

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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