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  1. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    DONT WORRY
    THE WORLD WONT END IN 2012!!
    My snack says that is expires on 1/1/2013
    SO WERE SAVED!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    *Getting ready for school*
    Girls: Omg I don't know what to wear. Yoga pants.. Jeans.. I don't know what shirt to wear though. Maybe I'll wear a skirt, or I could wear a dress. I have nooo clothes I'll just wear sweats and a t-shirt. I'm gonna look so gross.. Now I gotta worry about my hair and make-up.. Fml.
    Guys: Yeah I like red shirts.

  4. limbo limbo
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    were not sarcastic -- were hilarious ♥
    were not annoying -- were just funny ☻
    were not mean -- we just dont like you
    were not obssesed -- were just bestfriemds ♥♥♥♥

  5. BebeCutie99 BebeCutie99
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Sandy: I like karate.
    Spongebob: I like ka-ra-tay
    Mr. Krabs: I like mo-ney-ay
    Squidward: I hate all of you

  6. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Does Apple know
    that 99%
    of the people that
    enter their stores go in
    just to play around on the Macs, ipods and ipads?

  7. dothecreepahhh dothecreepahhh
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    You Fall:
    Friend: "Oh my God are you okay?"
    Best Friend: "HAHA YOUR AN IDIOT!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Do you have a naughty side?
    Sometimes.. I don't do my homework.. on purpose.

  9. goodstuff1227 goodstuff1227
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    So i heard u like bad boys ;)
    Yea.....
    Well im not trying to impress you or somthing but when i went to the disney channels website and they asked me too ask my parents for permision i didnt ask them ;)

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    a fat kid says "that's how I roll."

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Pardon me, Sir Gangster?
    Your trousers are descending.

  12. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    HAHA YOU FELL!
    ...Oh crap...you're crying.

  13. dancejunkie13 dancejunkie13
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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  14. singer43 singer43
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Summer.
    No school. Sleepovers everyday. Sleeping in and going to bed whenever. Shorts. Lemonade. Rain. Tanning. Concerts. Fireworks. Vacations. Tank tops. Trampolines. Not wearing makeup or straightening hair. Bonfires. Going to the mall everyday. Fairs. No drama. Eating whenever. Sandals. Sunglasses. Going to the movies. Boat rides. Going to the beach. Swimming suits. Warm weather. Taking pictures. No homework. Summer love. Music. Walking around town. Water fights. Lip gloss. Dance parties. Longer hair. Wearing neon colors. Happiness and no depression. Summer 2012.
    Miss it yet?

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us.
    Sincerely, Girls
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    WE ALL HAVE
    That one friend whose dad scares the crap outta you....

  18. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. honeyBunnsx honeyBunnsx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Jingle bells
    Facebook smells.
    Tumblr go away.
    Myspace yuck,
    bebo sucks.
    Witty all the way. AYEEEEE.

  20. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    *In The Supermarket*
    Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

:)

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