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  1. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    -In science class-
    Me: Emily! Get your a-
    Teacher: *walks by*
    Me: -bercrombie jeans butt over here!
    Teacher: Nice save.

  2. CleverName CleverName
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    hey, most of you wont read this but i am going to tell you anyway. i have gone two and a half weeks with out cutting myself. and it is all because of olive and cole. they told me things will get better and they will always be there. things got worse and they are still pretty bad but i have a new attitude about life. and i have olive and cole to thank for pulling me out of my pit of dispair.

  3. $* $*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    I wonder if any boy looks at me and thinks, wow, she's beautiful.
    nmf/my quote

  4. BabeeGurl BabeeGurl
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I should've kissed you.

  5. cboelk cboelk
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    If only girls knew what us guys think.
    What goes through our minds.
    How we feel everyday.
    What we so badly desire,
    but could never have.
    You think us guys don't care. But secretly..
    We do.

  6. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet. I've created a monter.

  7. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    You know you're really heartbroken
    When you start crying in the middle of a love song

  8. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Maybe karma would be a bit nicer if everyone stopped calling her a b/tch., f,if

  9. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant.
    No need to throw a temper tantrum.

  10. cheerfreakk cheerfreakk
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    when i'm older i shall
    open a classic rock-themed
    pizza shop & i shall call it
    another one bites the crust.
    nmf/nmq

  11. alwaysdreambigx alwaysdreambigx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
    be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
    and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
    under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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