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1. BEACHYLOVE
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   Your clothes are making me uncomfortable.
   Take them off.
   ;)
   
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2. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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3. xosarahh22
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 7:31pm UTC
   ONLY GUYS HIGHLIGHT THE FOLLOWING :
   NOW FAVE THIS IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOUR A GIRL (:
   
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4. juliiex555
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 5:01pm UTC
   &is it me or;
   my ipod on shuffle,
   plays my LEAST favorite songs?
   ❤
   nmf
   
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5. Soccerluvxo7
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   May 6, 2011 4:46pm UTC
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6. lovelikecrazy23
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   Us teenagers are skilled
   we can:
   text
   listen to music
   read quotes
   avoid homework
   be on face book/ twitter/ etc.
   and think about him
   all at once(:
   
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7. emilyxxox*
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 9:37pm UTC
   Everything
   I like
   is either
   illegal
   immortal
   fattening
   addictive
   expensive
   or impossible.
   
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8. iLoVEYoooH
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 6:20pm UTC
   That really hot guy you
   see somewhere random;;
   But will never see again..
   <////////3 ♥
   NMF quote credit to beachylove
   
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9. PwinncessScarrxD
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2011 3:19pm UTC
   WHen I'm bored at home,
   I go on my laptop.
   WHen I'm bored at school,
   I draw a circle on my paper which turns into a snowman melting in the middle of a long lost desert with giant fire breathing monkeys surrounding that snowman trying to protect themselves from a bright orange spaceship from abducting them all.
   Full credit to: soccerplayerrr21
   
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10. i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:54pm UTC
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11. anonymouus
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    let your smile change the world
    don't let the world change your smile.
    
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12. live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    March 14, 2015 - 9:26:53
    WILL BE EPIC
    WHY?
    3.141592653 = π
    
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13. vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .
    notmyformat.
    
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14. taaylor
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 10:19am UTC
    I love being a girl.
    Having that go to
    excuse to get out of anything;
    'Sorry I can't, I'm on
    my period.'
    
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15. OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    If I had an accent;
    I'd never shut up.
    
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16. HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    Weird family photo:
    I'm blowing out some candles (It was my 6th Birthday Party) and my father is stood behind me holding a hammer.
    
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17. thelasttearfell
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    i never actually re-check my test....
    i just flip through the pages:D
    
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18. backwalkover
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you have to explain that you're being sarcastic
    
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19. fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Adding an "o"
    at the end of a word to make you sound Spanish.
    ♥
    
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20. kirstendxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    i hate you.
    then i love you.
    it's like i want to throw you off a cliff,
    then run to the bottom and catch you.♥
    
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