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  1. dreamerchick7 dreamerchick7
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 12:42am UTC
    am i the only one;
    that always happens
    to look at the clock at 9:11!?
    happens all the time!
    <3 all mine [?] , no stealing pwease.

  2. xojuliiaax3 xojuliiaax3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 7:39pm UTC
    Two weeks together,
    that's all it took. Two weeks for me to fall for you. //♥ //♥ //♥
    dear john♥

  3. jackedupquotes jackedupquotes
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    I'm rubber,
    your glue,
    whatever you say,
    bounces off me,
    and sticks to you!
    *favorite it or comment if you remember this from when you were younger*

  4. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 7:09am UTC
    uʍopǝsıpdnǝʌıן
    in a world of [right side] up

  5. angiie_owns_y0uhx3 angiie_owns_y0uhx3
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2009 11:06pm UTC
    "When You're A Little Girl You Believe In Fairytales
    and you say your going to find Prince Charming and
    he's going to be everything you want him to be.
    In fairytales, the bad guy is easy to spot. He's
    always wearing a black cape. Then you grow up.
    You find out that Prince Charming isnt as easy to
    find as you thought. The bad guy, isn't wearing a
    black cape. He's really cute and he makes you laugh
    - Taylor Swift

  6. aducklover4ever aducklover4ever
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 3:21pm UTC
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS;;
    YOU MUST BE A *NINJA*.
    :]

  7. Kayland Kayland
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 12:24am UTC
    So When I Woke Up This Morning;
    My first thought was about you..
    My second thought, however..
    WOAH! Whats with my hair?!

  8. little_miss_sunshine little_miss_sunshine
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    x R E M E M B E R x
    licking doorknobs is
    ------>> illegal on ;;
    other xx planets
    ^^spongebob :]

  9. deelikespiee deelikespiee
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 2:28pm UTC
    Today,
    I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard.
    MLIA

  10. sydneymichelle sydneymichelle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 5:24pm UTC
    Doesn't it suck when
    you're in bed and you're really comfortable
    and then you hear your phone
    you tell yourself you don't care what the message says
    and you try to fall asleep
    then you get so curious so you get up and read the text
    and find out it was
    a forward message

  11. briiannneeex3 briiannneeex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    & it's funny how,
    i c a n r e m e m b e r t h e l y r i c s t o a s o n g f r o m w h e n i w a s 7;
    b u t i c a n t r e m e m b e r w h y i w a l k e d
    into the next room(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Lil_Idiot Lil_Idiot
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 11:49am UTC
    D o y o u r e m e m b e r w h e n . . .
    Toon Disney was life?
    Pinky promises were never broken?
    you werent made fun of because you had an imagination?
    the best comeback you could think of was stupid head?
    you were going to marry your best friend?
    you had a family every time you played house?
    the only thing you could get high off were the swings?
    Stuffed animals were our best friends?
    When boys had cooties?
    NotMine.

  14. Minnie0929 Minnie0929
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    &* throughout your life...
    the meaning of love... changes quite a bit.
    [(Pre-school)]
    Him letting you use all of his crayons...
    and did I mention the sharpener? (:
    [(Elementary-school)]
    Starting to not say you have "cooties" anymore
    and giving you a hug after he said he likes you.
    [(Middle-school)]
    Getting butterflies around him... starting to
    wear make-up and constantly worrying about
    everything going on whenever you're in his
    presence...
    [(High-school)]
    Him giving you more respect... Giving you
    his coat in the winter when you're cold and
    starting to really know what love is. Him talking
    to you on the phone and worrying about you
    every minute of the day.
    Oh... &* I forgot to mention; throughout your life... love gets much more complicated

  15. nikkix91692 nikkix91692
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    Sometimes I Wish
    that when I get married, we're still friends. I wish you come to my wedding and
    I wish that you see me when I look my best. I wish you see me run into the arms
    of the man who loves me and I hope you wish that I was running to you. I hope
    you feel everything I felt when we broke up. I hope you sit in your bedroom and
    cry while eating ice cream and watching teevee. I hope you watch me walk down
    the aisle and see how happy I am. I hope you realize that I survived. I was okay.
    I hope you see I'm still alive and that Im fine. But I hope you look back and say
    Damn I Screwed Up

  16. xxkaslowxx xxkaslowxx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 8:35pm UTC
    #1 way to embarass someone!
    ask someone in a loud voice
    "YOU SHOWER WITH YOUR MOM ?!"
    [watch as people turn to see...]

  17. x0xkaiiittt24x0x x0xkaiiittt24x0x
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 8:05pm UTC
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  18. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 11:53pm UTC
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  19. JPowers1 JPowers1
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 9:47pm UTC
    Taylor Swift
    Deserved that award
    [[favorite is you think the same wayy]]

  20. unrehearsed__ unrehearsed__
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 5:32pm UTC
    son of a
    BATCH OF COOKIES :]

:)

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