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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    If you want to succeed, double your failure rate - Thomas J. Watson

  2. SparkleEyes54 SparkleEyes54
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 10:29am UTC
    -__-
    This is Steve. Steve is your friend
    Include Steve in all of your daily
    routine activities Make Steve feel
    loved. If he is hungry, make him
    sushi If he is thirsty give him iced
    tea Sleep with Steve Love Steve
    L I V E S T E V E ♥

  3. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:58am UTC
    This one's for Steve,
    No matter how many people complained, or didn't obey the rules,  Steve never gave up on us.
    He does his best to keep the site going, and improve it each day. He does have a life too, and
    he does this for us, all the witty girls. Steve, from all of us to you - thank you for doing what
    you do. We appreciate it, even if we don't tell you - and just complain. We do love you Steve.
     

  4. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Blonde Moment #1
    friend *texting you* : Ohmygosh i got a new phone!
    you: oh hey, text me a pic of it!
    fav if you get it ;)
    ffriend

  5. crazy4ketchup crazy4ketchup
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    The things we do
    to make babies laugh.

  6. char_danielle char_danielle
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:37pm UTC
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    Did anyone else used to rip the petals off a daisy one by one and say 'he loves me' 'he loves me not' when they were little? ♥

  7. xxxautumnxo xxxautumnxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:36am UTC
    if only
    build a bra
    really existed. ♥

  8. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:48am UTC
    Well it looks like someones on their
    MAN PERIOD.

  9. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Favorite
    if you aren't best friends «
    » with someone you've once promised to be
    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER WITH. ♥

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    Your ♥Voice
    was the soundtrack of my S u m m e r
    ☼ ♥ ♫ ☀ ♪ ♡

  11. waitingforthend waitingforthend
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:18am UTC
    Seeing that
    >>>>>> kid in your class
    and thinking
    yeah in 10 years he's most likely to be
    a. a psycho killer
    b. a serial rapist
    c. a terrorist
    or
    d. creepy child molestor

  12. dancingchild5253 dancingchild5253
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    If Eve,
    risked humanity for an apple
    Then I wonder what she would do for a Klondike Bar

  13. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 2:02am UTC
    Dude, your singing the wrong words.
    No, i'm making a remix.

  14. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:36am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You try to type "I'm good" but you accidentally write "I'm God".

  15. SammieGrace SammieGrace
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:59am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. itsclairebitch itsclairebitch
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 12:08am UTC
    i love you,
    but i hate you.
    I miss you,
    but I'm better off without you.
    I want you out of my life,
    but I never want you out of my heart.♥ ♥♥

  17. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:53am UTC
    If you can look me in the eye
    and say you don't love me anymore
    And mean it , and if you can
    truthfully say you don't get at least a little jealous when I flirt with other guys .
    And if you can say you don't have any feelings at all for me anymore ,
    If you can kiss me and not feel anything .
    If you can honestly say you love her and not me
    I'll accept that and let you go .
    [--nmf ; nmq--]

  18. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    I know exactly how long it's been...
    since we last spoke ♥.

  19. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    That LIE you're living...
    how's that going?

  20. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:04am UTC
    "Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?"
    "On COD babe."

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