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  1. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:29am UTC
    Popular kid:You're a dork.
    Person:Careful what you say. The dork could be your boss one day,
    Dork: Lol, no. I don't plan on becoming a pimp.
    Class: Ohhhhhhhh!

  2. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
    Katniss:Oh no.
    Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
    Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
    Katniss:Gale stop.
    Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
    Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
    Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
    Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
    Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
    Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
    Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
    Katniss:Gale just stop
    nmq/nmf

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