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Jules___
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February 5, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Your weird.
I like you.

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Jules___
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February 6, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Thank you witty ads..
for telling me 7 ways i can get pregnant...
i obviously really need to know that -__-

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Jules___
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May 5, 2012 1:01am UTC

•••••••••
&My version of the Hunger Games is
me fighting my urge to walk to the fridge and eat something.
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nmf
Nmf

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Jules___
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May 30, 2012 9:52pm UTC

nmf. uck you garrett
Summer check list. ♥
☐ get a tan
☐ meet a hot guy.
☐ walk around in no shoes.
☐ learn to surf.
☐ don't care about what i look like.
☐ live life like summer ends tomorrow.
☐ dance in the rain.
☐ do whatever i want.

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Jules___
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March 2, 2012 10:30pm UTC

What is the first name of the guy in Fresh Prince of Bel Air? _____ Smith
What is the letter after T? ___
What is the opposite of STOP? ____
In baseball after three strikes you're ____
To find the area of a rectangle you multiply length x _____
Do Re __ Fa So La Ti Do
highlight if you don't get it
It says: Will you go out with me?

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May 29, 2014 4:15am UTC

Hi! I'm a fruit.

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Kaileyyy14
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May 28, 2014 6:04pm UTC

Sarcasm
Nobody truly understands
Sarcasm is used as a mask
To hide true personalites from the cruel world;
a defense mechanism

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Mxlli
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May 29, 2014 9:05am UTC

My friend said
"Onions are the only food that can make you cry."
that was before I
HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A
watermelon.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
5. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
8. Feeling like you might pee your pants.

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