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  1. elijah_the_beaver elijah_the_beaver
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr.Krabs! Bye Squidard! ;)
    Patrick: Uh Spongebob? You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
    Spongebob: I like Squidward.
    spongebob is getting a bit innapropriate now isnt he?

  2. LACHICK66 LACHICK66
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 1:57pm UTC
    Ed-ward Cull-en n
    (ed-ward kull-on)
    1. a vampire 2. one
    who writes lullabies
    3. glitters in the sun-
    light 4. has super speed
    and strength 5. would
    do anything for the person
    he loves 6. the sexiest
    vampire alive 7. amazing
    8. the perfect guy
    <3


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  5. LACHICK66 LACHICK66
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    girl : smiles at boy
    boy : what are you looking at?
    girl : it is crazy you look just like my fifth boyfriend
    boy : how many have you had?
    girl : four
    credit to whoever*


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  9. nikkiwikipedia nikkiwikipedia
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 6:54pm UTC
    im not a stalker.
    i call it watching my
    future boyfriend from
    a f a r.

  10. x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0 x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 3:14pm UTC
    L o v e ©
    is as confusing as my homework.

  11. what_if_i_still_love_him what_if_i_still_love_him
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    In kindergarten we fight over the red crayon
    In 1st grade we fight over the last cookie
    In 2nd grade we fight over who gets to go down the slide first
    In 3rd grade we fight over who sits next to who
    In 4th grade we fight with our friends over which song to dance to for the talent show
    In 5th grade we fight over best friends
    In 6th grade we fight over who has the best grades
    In 7th grade we fight about not spending enough time with each other
    In 8th grade we fight over crushes
    In Freshman year we fight over boyfriends
    In Sophmore year we fight over a spot on the varsity team
    In Junior year we fight over a prom date
    In Senior year we fight about which college to go to
    In College we fight about lovers
    After college we fight over job openings
    In life we fight about everything
    Why do we have to fight?

  12. starla98 starla98
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 5:46pm UTC
    here is some good advice:
    BOYS ARE STUPID AND DUM

  13. kayleebabe0915 kayleebabe0915
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    Got a problem with me?
    solve it.
    Think im trippin'?
    tie my shoes.
    Can't stand me?
    sit down.
    Cant face me?
    Turn the hell around.♥


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  15. xObrowneyedbabeOx xObrowneyedbabeOx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2009 11:14am UTC
    L.O.V.E---> has 4 letters
    But so does H.A.T.E
    F.R.I.E.N.D.S--->has 7 letters
    But so does E.N.E.M.I.E.S
    T.R.U.T.H---> has 5 letters
    But so does L.Y.I.N.G
    Silly how these words
    Can change into
    One and other</3

  16. horsegirlsxo horsegirlsxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2009 10:12pm UTC
    Him- So. . . If I could arrange the alphabet I'd put U&I together.
    Me- Really? Well I'd put F&U together.
    Him- Fine. How about I,L&Y together?
    Me- No... More like B&S together.
    HA 8D

  17. horsegirlsxo horsegirlsxo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    So maybe I'm
    Short. not the *prettiest* girl in school. Very quiet.
    Maybe You think I'm b itch.
    But whatever.
    Because I know Im me and thats who you'll
    never be.

:)

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