In kindergarten we fight over the red crayon
In 1st grade we fight over the last cookie
In 2nd grade we fight over who gets to go down the slide first
In 3rd grade we fight over who sits next to who
In 4th grade we fight with our friends over which song to dance to for the talent show
In 5th grade we fight over best friends
In 6th grade we fight over who has the best grades
In 7th grade we fight about not spending enough time with each other
In 8th grade we fight over crushes
In Freshman year we fight over boyfriends
In Sophmore year we fight over a spot on the varsity team
In Junior year we fight over a prom date
In Senior year we fight about which college to go to
In College we fight about lovers
After college we fight over job openings
In life we fight about everything
Why do we have to fight?