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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. KKayla KKayla
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Perry, Perry the Platypus !!!
    I love Agent P!!! ♥
    not my format

  3. mitzee mitzee
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:40pm UTC
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    I'm not a Super Model,
    I still eat McDonalds

  4. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    people say nothing is ever black & white.
    what about;;
    skunks?
    newspapers?
    zebras?
    killer whales?
    oreos?
    old movies?
    penguins?
    dalmations?
    or michael jackson?

  5. CookieMonster123 CookieMonster123
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    January 29, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    S. Six
    C. Crummy
    H. Hours
    O. Of
    O. Our
    L. Life
    wtf >:(

  6. lydiajo lydiajo
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    November 11, 2010 5:38pm UTC
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  7. jordan91135 jordan91135
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Some people say I'm terrible at sports but, I just say "i don't want to show off".

  8. softballgrl8 softballgrl8
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    The difference between ME and YOU is HOMERUN and EASY OUT.

  9. softballgrl8 softballgrl8
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Softball;
    There's nothin soft about my game!

  10. lexmilite22 lexmilite22
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:29am UTC
    If you can't take the heat; step out of the kitchen.

  11. ninja366 ninja366
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    running down on the "up" escalator on a dare with you're friends. and running like hell cuz you're afraid to get caught


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ninja366 ninja366
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    laying in your bed in the middle of the night, having to pee really bad. then debate with yourself whether to get up and go to the bathroom. then when you finally decided to, you go into ninja mode, and run through your house to the bathroom, thinking someone is gonna catch u.

  14. soccerchick222 soccerchick222
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you have
    When you miss a step ,
    [ ( when.your.running.up.the.) ]
    - - - - > Stairs like an idiot. // <3 \\

  15. Elana_angel123 Elana_angel123
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    9 Things I Hate About People
    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
    5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
    6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, c ouldn't be new.
    8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
    =)

  16. hippocorn13 hippocorn13
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    January 29, 2011 6:15pm UTC
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