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1. emilyyx14
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   February 13, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   am i the only one who;
   thought it was called
   valentiMes
   day when i was little ?
   
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2. missionbeautiful
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   February 13, 2011 8:36pm UTC
   I wish they'd get a divorce,
   id rather be broken myself,
   then to see and hear them fight.
   its waiting that kills me.
   not mine
   
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3. flamingskull2000
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   February 13, 2011 8:57pm UTC
   The road to success is always
   under construction
   ____________________________________________________
   
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4. lemonpie0
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   February 13, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   Who care's if you are single on Valetine's Day?
   I'm sure you didn't have a date when yoou were 1, 2, 3.
   Go ahead...don't be afraid to admit it.
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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8. iscreamiloveyou01
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   February 14, 2011 2:36am UTC
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9. flamingskull2000
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   February 14, 2011 5:08am UTC
   "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
   
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11. Tamtam97
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    February 13, 2011 11:28am UTC
    Throwing a grenade at BrunoMars girlfriend to see if he's just
    TALK
    format credit: thebeautifulunkown
    
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12. imspongebobnatick
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    February 13, 2011 11:31am UTC
    BAZZINGA!
    -Sheldon. The big bang theory
    
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13. loveisforthebrokenhearted
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    February 13, 2011 11:54am UTC
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14. everytimeyousmilexo
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    February 13, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Roses are red, nuts are brown;
    skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry, comes out wet... it comes out dripping, and it starts to sag, its not what you think
    ...its a teabag
    
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15. xoxojulesxoxo
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    February 13, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    Today my brothers made a fort
    the size of
    three school buses
    It was cool.
    The problem?
    They are both in college.
    I love my brothers<3
    
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16. Sunflower5577
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    February 13, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    \
    That Annoying moment
    When someone doesn ' t follow the script you wrote in your head
    All l mine nooo joockkinngg!
    
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17. tryingtothinkofagoodusername
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    February 13, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Spongebob Moment #3
    Patrick:I’m mad.
    Spongebob:What’s the matter, Patrick?
    Patrick:I can’t see my forehead.
    
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18. tryingtothinkofagoodusername
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    February 13, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Spongebob Moment #5
    Patrick:Are you Squidward?
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick:That’s okay, take your time.
    
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19. abbyrh9
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    February 13, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    ok my finger is stuck in a bottle.
    dont panic
    DONT PANIC! D;
    
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20. jsunny101
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    February 13, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Doesnt expecting the unexpected
    make the unexpected expected????
    
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