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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Cool story bro.
Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale:
Once upon a time, I don't give a sh*t.
the end.
theunicorn

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Dear Impossible,
Screw you,
I just made a campfire
underwater!
Sincerely,
Spongebob.

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singerchik245
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November 24, 2011 10:17am UTC

FOR THOSE BRAVE TURKEYS WHO
gave up their lives so we could eat them today.
THANKYOU

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:17am UTC

Me:Mom!Mom!Mom!Mom!Mom!Mom!
Mom: what?
Me:Nevermind,you're angry.

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invisibly_shaken
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November 23, 2011 11:23pm UTC

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mElizabeth15
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November 23, 2011 11:49pm UTC

dad, how was i born?
Well, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:00am UTC

"I wasn't that drunk."
Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl and yelled
**Dora, I need your map to get home!**

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