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  1. upanddown143 upanddown143
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Dear guy I'm texting,
    It would be greatly appreciated if u sent more than 2 word texts and actually contributed to the conversation.
    Sincerely,
    I'm tired of coming up with things to talk about


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  3. mkrosenfelder8 mkrosenfelder8
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    I want to be the reason he fell asleep
    with the phone in his hand
    because he was waiting
    for my reply


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. iminlovewithdanthechipmunk iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:12am UTC
    Him > Your Wall
    Here's the deal. I love you. I love your eyes, your hair, the way you laugh at my
    unfunny jokes, your perfect smile. I think about you everyday and you never
    leave my mind. I can understand if you don't feel the same way but I've been
    hiding these feelings for you ever since 4th grade. Every boyfriend you've had
    I was jealous of. I wanted to be the one to hold your hand, to give you my hoodie,
    to twirl your hair around my fingers. I want to be with you and only you. I'm sorry
    if this creeps you out but I just wanted everybody to know that you're the only girl
    I want. Not any of the hoes in our year. I would never cheat on you cause I couldn't
    bare it if you left my life. I love you. ♥
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    You like this
    You
    ...♥
    22 hours ago · Like
    ^that will never happen< / 3

  6. SaveTheWorld SaveTheWorld
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 9:17am UTC
    my life is bullshit.
    i let you in and you tore me apart, tell me, why?

  7. X0neverlettingyougoX0 X0neverlettingyougoX0
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 11:23am UTC
    Admit it .
    You type a certain someone's name on Facebook . You visit their Facebook everyday . You scroll down their wall to see who wrote to them . You read their conversations to see if they're flirting with anyone . You check their statuses & see if there's any new ones . You read their statuses & see if it's about you . You write your own statuses & wonder if they know its about them .

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    .
    going out of your way
    to walk past
    >> him <<
    at school.
    .

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    & w h o e l s e
    hates it when
    guys get haircuts?

  10. iminlovewithdanthechipmunk iminlovewithdanthechipmunk
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:49am UTC
    I want a boy that will come over to my locker in the morning
    say hello then kiss me when i least expect it , right there in the hallway infront of everyone ♥


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  12. soccerchicc97 soccerchicc97
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:57am UTC
    cause when you’re
    F I F T E E N
    and somebody tells
    you they love you ;
    you’re gonna believe them ♥

  13. liveloveski2300 liveloveski2300
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:58am UTC
    Wake up in the morning, gonna
    find a guido
    A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
    who might look good in a
    Speedo
    Before I leave, tease my hair
    put the poof in the back
    and most importantly
    I gotta bronze my face with shellac
    I'm talking,
    grab a pickle for the road
    Get into the Jersey mode
    Get the pouf it's own area code
    Italian flags on my toes
    Got my signature guidette pose
    Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose
    Let's score, in Jersey Shore
    Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
    Be as tan as i can so that
    i can steal your man
    When i walk down the block
    all their heads will turn in shock
    oh oh oh oh,oh oh oh oh
    -snooki song
    -venetian princess
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

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