Wake up in the morning, gonna
find a guido
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
who might look good in a
Speedo
Before I leave, tease my hair
put the poof in the back
and most importantly
I gotta bronze my face with shellac
I'm talking,
grab a pickle for the road
Get into the Jersey mode
Get the pouf it's own area code
Italian flags on my toes
Got my signature guidette pose
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan as i can so that
i can steal your man
When i walk down the block
all their heads will turn in shock
oh oh oh oh,oh oh oh oh
-snooki song
-venetian princess
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