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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. missinvisiblex14x missinvisiblex14x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 1:01am UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    i don't know
    where i stand with you
    & i don't know
    what i mean to you...
    all i know is
    everytime i think
    of you,
    all i wanna do is
    be with you.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  3. elmo9919 elmo9919
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
    I love you forever, Forever Is Over.
    Irkk i dont know if anyone will like this tell me what you think


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. uh_oh_cherio uh_oh_cherio
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    He said
    "Suck My Dick"
    She said
    "Grow one first"
    not mine
    [♥]
    click it'
    credit for the edit.

  6. WittyRissa90210 WittyRissa90210
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    What if Google didnt exist? "Man we would all be screwed."

  7. xlove4sportsx39 xlove4sportsx39
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    phines and ferb taught me how many days there was in summer.
    104 =]
    click the heart.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Bexgrl6210 Bexgrl6210
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 7:54am UTC
    Dear Call of Duty:
    Thank you for stealing
    the male population of
    Earth.

  10. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  11. NicoleLovesYou NicoleLovesYou
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2010 10:33am UTC
    Am I the only one
    who feels stupid after saying "what?"
    a thousand times because I can't hear
    what the other person is saying?
    (:

  12. jasmine101ize jasmine101ize
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    RAH RAH AAA ROMMA ROMAMA GA GA OOH LA LA WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE I WANT YOUR UGLY I WANT YOUR DEZEZZZ YOUR A CRIMINAL as long as your free i want your bad bad romance i want your love and all you lovesrevenge you and me can right a bad romance OHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOH CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
    BY LADY GAGA

  13. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    for every challenge you face,
    * give it your best shot *

  14. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    Today my dad took me to Wendy's. We went through the Drive-Thru.
    He was on the phone, so he pulled his car up so my window was at the Ordering Machine. I placed My order. Wanting to see what would happen, I jumped to the back seat, then strapped my dog in the seat that i was in. When my dad pulled up to get my food, the guy was a little confused, because he swore he heard a girl order. My dad understood, then nodded his head to the back. My dog was the only thing that was in view.
    The Look on the Guy's Face was Priceless.

  15. spinnychair spinnychair
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you say my name. Its beautiful, wonderful.
    Dont you ever change. ♥

  16. stsx0x stsx0x
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    Our story has 3 parts;
    a beginning, a middle and an end. & although
    this is the way all stories unfold, I still can't believe
    ours didn't go on forever. ♥
    -Dear John

  17. ohNOitsLAUUx3 ohNOitsLAUUx3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    do it today.
    it could be illegal tomorrow(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. peace_love_KYLEE peace_love_KYLEE
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    i ' m a f r a i d of
    m y m a i l m a n ;
    [(he knows where i live)]
    favorite it?!(:

:)

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