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  1. janie98 janie98
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass,
    It's about learning how to dance in the rain.

  2. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    i'm fine.
    i'm not fine, please help me.
    i'm just tired.
    i can't take this anymore.
    i already ate.
    i starve myself.
    go away.
    show me you care enough to stay.
    i'm just cold.
    i cut myself.
    i'm better, i promise.
    it's never been this bad.
    i'm okay.
    i want to die.

  3. taylormariano10 taylormariano10
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    "I hope you go bald!"
    "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
    "TAKE THAT BACK!"
    Fav if you know where this is from
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. em_gurgle14 em_gurgle14
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:50am UTC
    I love seeing 5th graders;
    With pin-straight hair,
    UGGS,
    iPhones
    ,Vera Bradleys
    , and a full
    Abercrombie&Fitch Wardrobe.
    Like, seriously?
    When I was your age,
    M y biggest priority was watching High School Musical.

  6. briannanicole97 briannanicole97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    alright, get this through your head..
    The only reason why guys like you..
    is because your easy..
    and not in the good way
    jussayinn♥

  7. ForeverUnwritten ForeverUnwritten
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    THEY SEE ME RIDIN' THEY HATIN'
    Grandma, please! Your just in a
    wheel chair!
    NMF/NMQ

  8. h3nn4_xx h3nn4_xx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 12:35pm UTC
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  9. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    And am i the only one,
    that when after reading a quote,
    they go back and read the letters or words in different colors,
    to see if it says anything.

  10. irapedinosaurs irapedinosaurs
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    Hi, Mommy.
    I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.
    You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ...
    Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy.
    Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.
    I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.
    Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?
    You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?
    It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?
    I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.
    Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!
    Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!
    Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.
    Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!
    I love you, Mommy.
    Every abortion is just…
    One more heart that was stopped.
    Two more eyes that will never see.
    Two more hands that will never touch.
    Two more legs that will never run.
    One more mouth that will never speak.

  11. Lizardx0 Lizardx0
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:54am UTC
    You were born original
    don't die a copy
    do

  12. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:58am UTC
    A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
    Everybody laughed like crazy. After a moment he
    told the same joke, less people laughed this time.
    He then told the same joke again, and when there
    was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said:
    you cant laugh at the same joke over and over again,
    so why do you keep crying on the same thing
    over and over again?

  13. Usmilexxx6 Usmilexxx6
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 11:15am UTC
    I'm intimidated by the fear of being average.
    Taylor Swift ♥

  14. Usmilexxx6 Usmilexxx6
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 11:22am UTC
    You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me.
    LIL WAYNE <3

  15. BeachBabe22 BeachBabe22
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Fave if there's a player at your school
    Comment if you've been out with him

  16. lovegame_chey lovegame_chey
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    that awkward moment,
    when you realize that a p is a backwards q and a b is an upside-down p..
    format by Sandrasaurus

  17. orangemonkeys orangemonkeys
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Fave if you pronounce it,
    "cray-on "
    Comment if you pronounce it "crown"
    Just curious .♥

  18. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    everything is funnier
    //when you’re not allowed to laugh

  19. ihopeyoudance97 ihopeyoudance97
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:02pm UTC
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    *____ has accepted your friend request.*
    Time to stalk :)
    ||||||||||||||||||||
    nmf/nmq

  20. BeOriginal BeOriginal
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 11:54am UTC
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