zeyba_xoxo posted a quote
March 29, 2013 11:59pm UTC
today i was an amusmant park with my school, and i saw a hot guy. so i pulled out a sharpie, walked over to him, and said, "can i test my sharpie on you?" he shrugged so i took his arm, wrote my number on it, and walked away. i got a text a few minutes later saying, "i think it works."
zeyba_xoxo posted a quote
April 25, 2013 7:14am UTC
I was late coming into school again and my head teacher was furious. She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?" "Slept in," I shrugged. "For goodness sake, at least tell me something I haven't heard before!" "You're looking lovely today." I replied.