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liaaaana
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:49pm UTC

when a girl says:
“don’t worry about it.”
you better f ucking worry about it.

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BreeVee
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:47am UTC

Hey bro u left ur phone at my house!
Dude answer ur phone.
Hello! Bro i need to tell u something important. its about ur phone. u left it here.
Dude it took me 2 hours to realize u cant txt me back.
nmf/nmq

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you_cannot_mend_the_broken
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:35am UTC

this morning
I had a bowl of
Reeses Puffs,
&
no Dj came to my house. . .

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:12pm UTC

I asked an old man:
"Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?
Old man replied:
Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?

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littleleffler10
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:03am UTC

vicctorriaaax
That Awkward Moment,
When you finish a super hard math problem, and
the answer isn't even one of the choices...
♥

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Kaaay143
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:42pm UTC

Hey
Hi
Sup
Nmu
Nm
Cool
*End of conversation*
fave if this has ever happened to you.
nmf

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brookeewing
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:19am UTC

Whenever, someone yells my crushes name, i automatically look back too.♥

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invisibly_shaken
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:46am UTC

can i tie your shoes?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU FALLING FOR
anyone else ♥

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brickbybrick
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:02am UTC

I'm the type of girl who...
bumps into an inanimate object and says 'excuse me!'

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Destroya
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:13am UTC

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Destroya
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:47am UTC

Have you ever looked at your ex
a n d w o n d e r e d
"Was I drunk the entire relationship...?"

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avaquinones
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:47am UTC

i have a question
is your makeup running ?
or is the plastic melting ?
♥ ♥ ♥

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brickbybrick
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:45am UTC

seriously,it's 2011.
>
can we please get some waterproof phones?
i'd like to text in the shower.
♥
nmf

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Mojoxx
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 5:09am UTC

throwing your phone in anger,
then checking if it's still okay.

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xoxomindaxoxo
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:00am UTC

who else agrees
they need a 'that awkward moment when' category?

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littleleffler10
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 1:27am UTC

Guy: Who hurt you? I'll kill him!
Girl: Suicide is a horrible thing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:34am UTC

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nevershoutally2169
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 12:42am UTC

My best guy friend
just spent 2 hours making funny faces to make me stop crying. 2 hours of talking, and
smiling for him. He could've been out with his boys. But no, he was here with me, drying
my eyes and wiping my tears. Now, he's going to teach me how to play Black Ops while we eat pizza. I think I should marry this kid.(:
♥
nmf
daddysbai12

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ecaye
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 4:34am UTC

'wanna hear a joke
about a bird?'
'no.'
'oh hawkward..'

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