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  1. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediantly didnt want the seat. The seat was next to a black man.
    Disgusted, the woman immediantly summoned the flight attendant and ordered for a new seat. The woman said "i cannot sit next to this black man" After checking the flight attendant came back and stated "Ma'am I'am sorry but there are no seats, we can check first class, and then ask the captain if you may transfer" About 10 minutes passed and the flight attendant returned and stated "There is one seat in first class. its is our company policy to never move someone from the class to first class but seeing that a customer is uncomfortable and it would be a scandal to force soemoen to sit next to such an UNPLEASANT person the captain ahs agreed to let the switch happen." Before the woman could say anything the attendent gestured to the black man and said "Therefore sir, if you could so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class because the captain thinks you shouldnt have to sit next to such an unpleasant person" Passangers around them began to applaud as some even gave a standing ovation.

  2. sarahluv983 sarahluv983
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    The way he
    makes you smile♥
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  3. mia32286 mia32286
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    L o v e
    its real when your heart beats faster when you're with them, you cant go a second without thinking about them.
    Its real when you know that they love you back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. LiveIT13 LiveIT13
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Yesterday at 9:43
    Ifound out one of my close friends passed away from pnemonia. He had cancer and his immune system failed him. I got a text from a friend of mine saying "Awh:( I'm so sorry! I knew you two were good friends. Stay strong♥" my only reaction was confusion because I hadn't heard anything yet. Scared and confused I logged into facebook and scrolled down. That's when I burst into sobs. Everywhere, from every single person was an "RIP Corey". My friend Sam happened to be over and she had no idea until that moment either. We cried for what seemed like hours. I slammed walls, and screamed. I just couldn't, and still can't, understand how something like this could happen. Corey has been battling cancer for four years now. It's a miracle that he survived to this point when all doctors said otherwise. On 11/11/11 my entire school got together and split up every five minutes of the day. The entire day was dedicated to Corey. We all got bracelets and said our prayers. So every second of that day, someone was praying for him. I think our prayers were answered when Corey built up the strength and courage to walk down the isle to graduation and receive his diploma. His twin brother Chris, also a good friend of mine, helped him as he walked up onto the stage.I am so thankful that he got to experience that moment but right now I am at a loss for words. I just can not wrap my mind around the fact that he is gone. Corey's younger brother, Brenden who is my age, has been on a mission trip in New Orleans for the past week and a half. He flew in this morning, just receiving the news late last night. My heart breaks for him. He couldn't say good bye or see his brother during the last moments of his life. This whole thing is so unfair and it isn't right. I haven't smiled or laughed all day. All I have been doing is sitting on my bed staring at the wall.
    Corey, I will always remember your determination, courage, humor, and love of life. You truely were an inspiration to everyone who knew you. You have a huge family that love you unconditionally. I know you are up there in heaven right now looking down on all of us. And I know that you are probably as happy as ever to be cancer free. We all love you and we will forever miss you.
    Rest Easy Corey♥

  6. Isobel_Was_Here Isobel_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Stay Strong,
    Fake Smile,
    Move on.

  7. conversel0ver conversel0ver
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    You're the one I want. (:

  8. Shyanne Shyanne
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Find a boy who,
    would rather steal your first kiss than your virginity.

  9. Shyanne Shyanne
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Never give up on someone you can't
    go a day
    without thinking about.
    BRITISHI

  10. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    So when does the whole part where he falls in love with me, kisses me and we live happily ever after happen?

  11. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Female Problems #3
    Getting your period before something important.

:)

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