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iamwillynelson
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April 2, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Does anyone else get scared when you open up a text and it says
" Can I ask you a question "

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ipickbum
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March 31, 2012 9:34pm UTC

I HATE YOU GUYS YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND WISH YOU WERE COOLER THEN ME BUT YOUR NOT.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hutchisamazing
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March 30, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Mom, he broke my heart.I don't know what im going to do. I need advice mom..
Honey, im going to tell you what my mom always told me; if a man ever breaks your heart. f*ck his bestfriend.
Nana said that??

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nicoleypoleyoley
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March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
I couldn't understand any of them
I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
so I did..
I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
people screaming, then everything was quiet.
I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
but when I looked down, I was fine
Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
then he turned around and ran..
It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
isle of the store
and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
then what next I saw took my breath away..
a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
.. right where I thought the man had shot me.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

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xxlainethelianxx
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March 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Automatically singing the Wonder Pets song;
"The phone, the phone is ringing!" when the phone rings.

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Anthony96
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March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

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