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1. TeresaMindlessTillTheEnd
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   You liking me is like Plankton geting the secret formula!!!!!!
   Never ganna happen
   
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2. TouchTheClouds
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   Who hates the new Disney Channel?
   
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3. PerfectlyUnperfectGirl
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   It's hard to love yourself when people keep pointing out your flaws.
   
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4. kfahy98
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   Money can't buy you happiness but i can buy marshmellows,which is basically the same thing.
   
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5. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
   That feeling of accomplishment
   You get, when you sing
   "Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na naa"
   without messing up, in the song "Who Says"
   Cookiedoughformats
   my quote
   
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6. im_here_to_shine
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak"?
   Absolute genius, Pitbull. Absolute genius...
   format made by Elle1996
   
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7. OMGIMATACO
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   Playing a video game
   and thinking if you lean side-to-side with the controller,
   it will help you turn.
   
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8. annuleesemylady
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   Shows I watched as a kid:
   Kim Possible
   Rugrats
   The Amanda Show
   Unfabulous
   H2O
   Zoey 101
   The Berenstain Bears
   Arthur
   Cyberchase
   The Big Comfy Couch
   As Told By Ginger
   The Wiggles
   The Bear in the Big Blue House
   LazyTown
   Little Bear
   Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
   Annuleesemylady♥
   
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9. soccerloverx03x
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   January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   Admit it,
   you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.
   
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10. YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Hey Sexy.
    Shut The Door,
    Drop Your Pants,
    Climb On Top Of Me,
    And Satisfy Your Needs.
    Sincerely,
    Your Toilet.
    
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11. wallenbee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    We should get jerseys because we’d make a good team.
    But yours would look better than mine because
    you’re out of my league.
    9
    
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12. mgiels
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Shot me out of the sky
    Y o u r m y k r y p t o n i t e ♥
    
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13. justxanotherxsecret
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    January 21, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Shining
    how we would
    brighter than the sun
    ♥
    
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14. xxloloxx24
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    All my friends have boyfrends execpt me. I hate being single>:(
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    laughing at part in a movie when someone is about be killed in a scary movie
    
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17. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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18. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    It feels a lot better when
    Strangers randomly compliment you
    Than when one of your friends does.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)
    
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19. Babcock20
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    What is wrong with this world?
    We set the standards
    of beauty so different
    and far from what they truly are.
    I can't wait for the day it changes.
    
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20. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Walking into your room and saying
    "Wow I should clean this"
    Then walking out.
    
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