Witty Profiles

imtoosexy111

kandykyra
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 3:22pm UTC
DearVoldemort ,
a few l i es s h o u l d t a k e c a r e of t hat
Sincerely, Pinocchio

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savannahpearlll
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 8:39pm UTC
girls fall in love with what they hear,
boys fall in love with what they see,
that's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.

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