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  1. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Please just remember.
    Even if I’m not there.
    I’ll always love you.
    Forever and Always.

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 12:03am UTC
    My boyfriend:
    It's too bright.
    Me:
    *Covers his face*
    Him:
    *Looks at me*
    It could be the middle of the night, but if you're with me, it'd still be too bright.
    Me:
    ...
    What?
    Him:
    The song; You are my sunshine.
    Me:
    OOOHHHHH!
    Him:
    *Face palm*
    Me:
    ^-^

  3. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Why do I allow him to hurt me?
    He told me he loved me. But he lied.

  4. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    Do you miss our friendship. Do you miss the way things used to be?

  5. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    -Michelle isn't pass your bed time?
    - I don't know
    I can't read time
    -Full House

  6. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    and let's all click the fave button for the man that gives left over bagels from his shop to starving children and families on the street.
    there's always hope.

  7. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    so if what goes up, must come down...
    why is the sky still up there?

  8. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing women that they looked better in their makeup.
    -Macklemore

  9. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Ceberus
    Cerberus is said to be the three headed guard dog of the underworld. Hes known for being able to turn people to stone wth a single glance just like medusa. Cerberus is a dog and despite his ferocious nature he can be really sweet and loyal to those he choses. If you got this result it might mean even though you have a ferocious nature rather than blindly destroying your enemy like a cyclops you find a way to make the enemy suffer. It might also mean that you are as loyal as a three headed dog.Or it means your gaze chill people to the bone brrrrr.

  10. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 12:26am UTC
    i solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
    *mischeif managed*

  11. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    my five year old cousin just said, 'you better get in here before I beat your as/s!'
    wtf?

  12. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    I love you more then I did yesterday.
    But,
    I love you less then I will tomorrow.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:40am UTC
    *during a second grade spelling bee*
    teacher: ok, spell 'there'
    student: could you use it in a sentence please?
    teacher: certainly, 'they're playing over there with their toys.'
    student: ..um...

  16. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Some people say I give too many chances.
    Others say I don't give enough.
    If I give you a second, maybe even a third chance and you
    somehow mess it up, then that's it.

  17. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Sometimes, I wish I could see inside your head and read your thoughts.
    At least then, I will know if I stand a chance.

  18. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I am bulletproof ,
    and no I will not proove it.

  19. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:07am UTC
    Loads of people at school are asking for my witty name and I dont know why -_- scariest $hit ever :/

  20. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    When they take away everything you care about.. V.v

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