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crankthatclay
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February 6, 2011 3:23pm UTC
*getting arrested* \\
cop: your in a lot of trouble..
you: wait, wait wait..
♥cop: what?
you: can i change my status to "chilling in jail?"
format not mine.

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livinglifeinthefastlane
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 1:43pm UTC
"Run Forest Run!"
"What are you doing?"
"That guy was running..."

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