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  1. HurricaneHailey HurricaneHailey
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    Cheerleading doesn't make you strong;
    it makes you cocky.
    Cheerleading doesn't make people fly;
    it makes them think they can.
    Cheerleading doesn't make you popular;
    it makes you stuck up.
    Cheerleading doesn't teach you life;
    life teaches the cheerleaders eventually.
    [ not mine made it prettier ]

  2. Chickkergurrrl500 Chickkergurrrl500
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    I am chinese, and today I was in the mall when a little kid ran up to me and kicked me, hard, in the shin. His mother rushed over and said "I'm so sorry- he's been doing this all morning. He thinks you're the bad guy from Mulan." Words can't express how much this thrilled me. MLIA*
    Not Mine <3 it thoo .. Not chinese eitherr,

  3. cornflake cornflake
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    Brian- your drunk.
    Stewie- your sexy.
    i love family guy!!!
    <3

  4. Monkey19 Monkey19
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    today i stepped on a cheerio,
    omg! im a
    Cereal killer!
    [ credit to sarahh_bear for idea ]

  5. Monkey19 Monkey19
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 7:40pm UTC
    Hug a cactus,
    it hurts way less than *lo♥e*

  6. Monkey19 Monkey19
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 4:46pm UTC
    Lonely, tired, and sick of her life being twisted and swirled.
    She took her finger and showed it to the whole world.
    Lite the match and threw it away.
    But all it did was relieve her pain.
    And in the end, as her soul rose higher,
    the world just thought it was just another BIG FIRE
    um, this was completly random. ppl, i am NOT emo. just bored.

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