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  1. Your_A_Fail Your_A_Fail
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Welcome to goodburger,
    Home of the goodburger,
    May I take your order?

  2. OutOfTheBlue OutOfTheBlue
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:58pm UTC
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  3. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    Saying To Your Friend,
    "Theres Your Boy Friend!"
    when you see
    Someone
    Really ugly.

  4. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Go now,
    or forever hold your pee.♥

  5. CupcakeOne CupcakeOne
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Say the word COW before each word.
    1 - Cows
    2 - About
    3 - Talking
    4- Spent
    5 - Just
    6 - You
    7 - Long
    8 - How
    9 - Look
    Now say the word COW After each word
    1 - Cows
    2 - About
    3 - Talking
    4- Spent
    5 - Just
    6 - You
    7 - Long
    8 - How
    9 - Look
    Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
    1 - Cows
    2 - About
    3 - Talking
    4- Spent
    5 - Just
    6 - You
    7 - Long
    8 - How
    9 - Look
    Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
    1 - Cows
    2 - About
    3 - Talking
    4- Spent
    5 - Just
    6 - You
    7 - Long
    8 - How
    9 - Look


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    Justin Bieber’s gay? Listen to One Less Lonely Girl.
    Justin Bieber’s voice is high? Listen to Never Say Never. Justin Bieber only sings about girls? Listen to Down To Earth. Justin Bieber only cares about money? Listen to Pray. Justin Bieber can’t write songs? Listen to Where Are You Now. Justin Bieber can’t sing?
    Get a hearing aid.

  8. KNorton KNorton
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    The Bieber Code:
    1) You shall not worship anyone but Justin Bieber.
    ex: I bow down to Taylor Swift!
    2) You shall not worship other celeberties.
    ex: No saying, "Usher is my EVERYTHING!!"
    3) Never say Justin Bieber's name in vain.
    ex:I hate Justin Bieber!
    4) Have one day per week dedicated to the worshiping of Justin Bieber.
    ex: Sorry, I can't hangout today, it's Justin Bieber day.
    5) Honor Justin Bieber.
    ex: I have to polish my Justin Bieber statue.
    6) You shall not torture Justin Bieber.
    ex: Do not use Justin Bieber's beautiful poster as a dart board.
    7) You shall not cheat on Justin Bieber/stop being a follower.
    ex: Never say, "I like Christan Beadles more than Justin Bieber!"
    8) You shall not steal his clothing during concert hours, only afterward.
    ex: Do not take his hat while he is on stage.
    9) You shall not envy Justin Bieber.
    ex: Do not say "I wish I was as awesome as Justin Bieber!"
    10) You shall not threat or disturb other Beliebers.
    ex: Do not say "I'm going to kill you!" to another belieber.

  9. fallingapart75 fallingapart75
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    May 31, 2011 4:55pm UTC
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  10. Shar326 Shar326
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you think you’re doing really well in Mario Kart and then realize you’ve been looking at the wrong screen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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