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kellibobelli
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:00pm UTC

Dear Steveeeee,
WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE LIKE COMMENTS ON WITTY?! -.-
Sincerely,
a very confused fifteen year old girl who keeps looking for a 'like' button. ;D
p.s. i realize that my quotes aren't always in the correct catergory, but they should really have an "other" catergoryy. :D
♥

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foreveryoung64
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:29am UTC

Friendship.
LIKE THE COLOUR BLACK.
goes with everything.

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:29am UTC

That heart of yours is broken,
Isn't it?
Does it hurt?
Good.

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erinnn
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:29am UTC

Yay Me
Did you just read that in
London Tiptons voice?

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BlownAway1225
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:27am UTC

A Person who truly Loves you
will Never let you Go no matter
how Hard the Situation is.

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kirbzillasz112
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Urban Dictionary:
1. Witty Profiles
Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!
2. Witty Profiles
1. Where self confidence goes to die.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
These are real results. What do you Wittians think of them?

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kirbzillasz112
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 9:57pm UTC

I will never understand how somebody can tell
another person to kill themselves.

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kirbzillasz112
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:12am UTC

Emily
Does anybody know of a cheap tanning place?
Tuesday at 4:00 like . comment
Lauren outside

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kirbzillasz112
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Don't wait for
the perfect moment
take the moment and
make it perfect

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kirbzillasz112
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:52am UTC

my boyfriend's name is wifi.
we have a great connection

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:13am UTC

Hush now baby
don't shed a tear
shut your eyes
and let your head clear,
you've lost your blood,
to the posionous knife,
you're almost gone now,
you'll loose your life,
hush now baby
don't shead that tear,
you'll be gone very soon
you'll finally see,
your life here wasn't meant to be.
notmine.
(quote by OneDirection/NMF)

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Zelda_girl
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:14am UTC

____
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if i was a teacher,
i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
& make sure they are always paired up.
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Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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Sharshar223
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:16am UTC

From her something is missing
The gleam in her eyes
The warmth in her smile
The love in her voice
It has all vanished, disappeared.
It was like she had been stolen and her body was all that was left Lonely and cold.
There's hope it can be undone Hope that she can smile once again
nmf/myquote♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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gymnasticsgirl313
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:18am UTC

Why is witty on facebook for people to like? I mean if the kids from my school found my witty i would die...

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BlownAway1225
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:18am UTC

The greatest thing you'll ever
learn is just to
Love
and be loved in return.

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luckeyy
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:19am UTC

Some of us
are like the moon.
we have a dark side,
the we wouldn't dare
let other people
see.
format credit: wallenbee

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xblondybbyx
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:19am UTC

You're one of my brothers bestfriends but yet I still like you.
You're 2 years older but yet I still like you.
You can and do get any girl you want and yet I still like you.
I know I'd never have a chance and yet I still like you.
I guess I'm just hoping that one day you'll like me too

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:55am UTC

IF I got a PeNNy
for everytime I thought of you, I would be r i c h. ♥
quote idea from jade672.
format cred: jade672.

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lalaland97
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:58am UTC

I'm the girl
with the crazy side no one would have ever imagined.
I'm the girl
who's hopelessly in love with her best friend.
I'm the girl
who pushes guys away because I'm afraid of being hurt again.
Yeah, i'm that girl.
& i'm nowhere near being perfect,
and i'm perfectly happy with that.
xoxo ♥

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