iamajabberjay

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iamajabberjay

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Member Since: 30 Mar 2012 10:14pm

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2012 02:52am

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Follow & I'll follow back! Thanks! I appriciate it!

Hey! I'm Jordan a.k.a. Jordi. Call me either one. I chill somewhere in North Carolina.
I'm 12 years young. I have the most perfect boyfriend. Carlos. If you need to know anything about me,
Just ask. I'll be happy to answer it for you. I'm secretly in love with Harry Styles. Shh. c:

Chloe
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Hackeddd!
yo. c; so, hi. it's chloe, also known as the sexiest person alive or if you want to be formal, iamamockingjay.
so, jordan is a pretty awesome person. we've been friends since 3rd grade and all i can say is tht i don't know what i'd do without her. she can be a bit weird at times, but that's okay, because i am too. we do some pretty different stuff but yolo. i regret nothing. ;3 she's my special snowball and i'm her special snowflake. i know everything about her and no one shall replace her. we get in some pretty stupid fights, but whatever. whatever you do, follow her, because you won't regret it.
thanks, bye.

Thanks for visiting!

iamajabberjay
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:56am UTC

My friend commit suicide yesterday.
She overdosed on pills.
Another one of my friends attempted suicide today.
I'm making this to tell you all how BEAUTIFUL you all are.
Never let anyone tell you different.
Society sucks. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
I love you Wittians. You are all so beautiful.

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Me: i haven't taken a picture of myself in a long time...
*takes photo*
Me: oh, that's why.

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:39pm UTC

When I'm home alone and I here a noise... I completly freeze.
format credit to OneDirection

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:36pm UTC

Don't make me mad & tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone & wondering why they're bleeding.
format credit to OneDirection

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:54pm UTC

You
mentally say
Wed nes day
When writing
wednesday...

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:42pm UTC

• pending moderation •

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 10:36pm UTC

I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see which guy has the most respect for girls on Witty. See what girl can actually write a paragraph that will suprise you, whether its awesome or friendly. REPOST!
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iamajabberjay
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April 4, 2012 10:35pm UTC

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Youtube, Twitter, & Facebook combined.
YouTwitFace
anyone else?

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:24pm UTC

*Does salt & ice challenge*
Mom:"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WH
AT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY YOUND LADY?!"
"...what doesnt killyou makes you stronger!
Y

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Mom: "Do you see this F? What do you have to
say?"Y
"....Yolo"
"...."

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Follow for follow. I'll also fave 10 of your quotes♥
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iamajabberjay
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March 31, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Wanting to get everyone on witty
To give this "MsStyles" girl a taste of her own medicine. Someone making a fan page for 1D and she gets bullied for it? Some people.. I just wonder. How would you feel if someone told you to go kill yourself? Stopbeing such a bully and open your f*cking eyes. Seriosuly, the world doesn't revolve around you hun.
Get your life straight.
Sincerely,
All of us who have hearts.
♥

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:36pm UTC

IHey you, yeah you, no, not you, the other guy. YES !!! YOU!!
do you like tacos ?
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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:04pm UTC

From now on, whoever faves my quotes, I'll follow, because
I'm just that nice. :3

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Free follows! No need to follow back if you don't want to!Just fave and/or comment and I'll follow! :)

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:35am UTC

Follow and I'll follow back!
XOXO

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:10am UTC

Google the most sexy girl in the world
Search About 57,494,090 results (0.14 seconds)
Did you mean: You
mf

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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:01am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a panda
Stranger: asl
You: I live under a rock/
You: 6/Panda/Under a rock, i told you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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iamajabberjay
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 4:42am UTC

To the window (/'_')/
To the wall \('_'\)
All these girls crawl.
Brb. Changing my pants.
NOT COOL!!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!

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