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  1. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    While teaching my tenth grade math class one day, a young man walked in without any warning.
    A girl took one quick look at him, grinned, jumped up and ran to the front of the room to hug him tightly.
    The man was her older brother, back from serving in Iraq for over a year.
    HisLoveGivesMeHope<3

  2. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:03am UTC
    I decided to go to burger king for lunch.
    Ahead of me in line were a little boy and a little girl ordering one whopper.
    When the cashier told them their total, the little girl got out her coin purse and pulled out $5.
    Then the little boy turned to her and said "Honey, I got this."
    HisLoveGivesMeHope<3

  3. lalala123456789 lalala123456789
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:16am UTC
    i am 15 and i have a twin sister. she is a alcoholic and is addicted to smoking...
    the other day i showed her this website and asked her to stop drinking and smoking. she said if i get more than 500 favs then she'll quit. help me out witty girls before its too late♥

  4. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  5. tallgreenmonster tallgreenmonster
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    dear witty girls
    do you know whats happening in England?
    there are countless riots.
    the rioters have killed people, burnt 2 childrens hospitals and continue to burn countless homes and places of .
    & you know what are top quotes? fake convos from tumblr.
    it sickens me.
    so if you read this please pray for London, Birmingham, Portmouth, Leeds and Manchester.
    i'm not even in the uk so that does not give the rest of the world a free pass to be ingnorant.


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  8. shegotitbad shegotitbad
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    July 29, 2011 1:46pm UTC
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  9. Autumn001 Autumn001
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Life is like...
    a 1000 page book.
    You want to quit
    halfway through,
    but than your realize
    you have a lot left to
    look forward to

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