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1. theunicorn
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   June 25, 2011 8:55pm UTC
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2. theunicorn
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   June 30, 2011 12:14am UTC
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3. theunicorn
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   August 11, 2011 7:58pm UTC
   We all know an awkward kid, that we call our BESTFRIEND!♥
   
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4. theunicorn
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   August 15, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   am i the only one?
   On Halloween when the bowl says 'Take one'
   You consider that as 'Take a handful and run' ♥
   
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5. xoMissTaylaxo
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   October 11, 2011 6:00am UTC
   "Wanna go"
   "Yeah"
   Nobody moves.
   
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6. Jesslooovesyou97
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   October 10, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   on e day
   everyone will point fingers at us and say i want a love like that.
   
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7. AlyaStunninnX3
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   October 10, 2011 6:25pm UTC
   I remember...
   when sitting " boy girl boy girl " was a punishment.
   
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8. Jesslooovesyou97
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   October 10, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   psy chol ogic al fact
   all emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes, anything longer than that is self-inflected.
   nmf
   
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9. ohyolks16
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   October 10, 2011 6:58pm UTC
   Girl: You were in my dream last night...
   Guy: Really? ;)
   Girl: Yup, you died.
   Guy: damn not again.
   nmf/nmq
   
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10. juliarieley2722
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    October 10, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    I have actually never seen
    a dog pee on fire hydrant...
    nmf
    
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11. shawtty
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    October 10, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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12. t0mmy_45
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    October 10, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you find a bruise on your body and you're like...
    "Where did that one come from...?"
    
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13. t0mmy_45
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    October 10, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    dont skip over this.
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    i hope you highlighted this.
    dont skip over this.
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    keep highlighting!
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    i have something important to say!
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    keep going please.
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    almost there!
    dont skip over this.
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    You finally made it.
    &&Guess what?
    YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
    now fav this so all the other witty girls are extremely confused.. :-*
    
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14. pcelovekap
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    October 10, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    To do list : go to Australia. locate 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.
    
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15. LiveLoveSmilexo
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    October 10, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    That Mexican Little Girl,
    who saves the day by picking both soft & hard tacos
    
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16. TaZ_
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    October 10, 2011 5:40pm UTC
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17. clairebear789
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    October 10, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    This is looking like a contest of
    who can act like they care less.. but i liked it better when you were on my side. ♥ ♥♥
    
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18. kakakatie
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    October 10, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Back inmy day,
    we had NINE planets.
    
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19. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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20. Graciepoolovesyou
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    October 10, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    I don't care how full my wardrobe is...
    i still have nothing to wear ♥
    Format credit to Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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