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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jessica_bieber69 jessica_bieber69
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met. ♥

  3. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 1:12am UTC
    Dear men,
    Actually our dream isn't finding the perfect guy, it's being able to eat without getting fat.
    Sincerely, women.
    nmf

  4. xojackieexo xojackieexo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Who invented Google??
    I'm gonna google it.
    nmf

  5. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    When I have a sharpie,
    I feel like writing on everything.

  6. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:45am UTC
    Dear men,
    We can text and pee at the same time!
    Sincerely, women.
    nmf

  7. Unicornz Unicornz
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Silly mom
    She thinks I still think boys are gross.
    haha, no
    nmf

  8. iceberg124 iceberg124
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 1:26am UTC
    Roses are Blue
    Violets are Unicorns
    This Poem doesn't make any sense
    Refrigerator


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Spongebob: "Wow, invisible spray!"
    Patrick: "But I can see it..."
    -------♥------

  11. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:46am UTC
    nothing says party
    like red plastic cups♥
    notmyquote, credit to whoeverrrr,

  12. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  13. kkcsda20 kkcsda20
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    Don' t♥
    tell me i deserve better. because i don't want better, i.want. h i m♥
    nmf. my quote.

  14. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    ..............
    OH NO WITTY'S DOWN!!
    -refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh-
    ..............

  15. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 12:18am UTC
    STOP
    MOVING!!!
    (I'm trying to read your shirt !)

  16. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    I'm not lazy,
    I'm on energy saving mode.

  17. pcelovekap pcelovekap
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert.Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too.
    nmf

  18. pandachanda pandachanda
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Why does life change everyday?

  19. pandachanda pandachanda
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    When someone say BRB are they really leaving? Or are they sitting there until u say something cause there bored of talking to u?

  20. pandachanda pandachanda
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    If i die will you be there for me? Maybe go to my funeral:)
    If you said yes to both that means you LOVE me:)
    <3

:)

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