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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 9:04am UTC

Today is world animal day...
Lets take a moment of silence,
And remember our ex's...

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 3:19pm UTC

Imagine,
Marrying a guy with the second name
bond and calling your son James. ♥

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Lotso:
Forget about her Ken! There's a million other barbie dolls out there like her!
Ken:
Not to me there isn't
Barbie:
Awh! ♥

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Jewel
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 3:32pm UTC

Sammi:
Don't ruin your life over me.
Ronnie:
You are my life now.
-Jersey shore

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #1:
Josh: We could do a documentary on the reproductive habits of lizards!
Drake: I'm not doing anything that involves me watching me watching lizards make out!
-Should I start a series?

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Drake and josh
quote #2:
Josh:
*Dangling from roof*
I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to heaven and now my life is bad.
-Should I start a series?

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Jewel
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 4:14pm UTC

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N o a h f r o m t h e
n o t e b o o k ♥
.

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 4:31pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #3:
Josh: I'm not cool, all right! why do you think old people like me so much?

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 4:41pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #4:
Helen: You.
Josh: Me?
Helen: that's your name, isn't it?

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 4:47pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #5:
Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
Guy at counter: Here? At guitar world? Gee, I don't know...

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 5:00pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #6:
*Drake is staring at the vintage guitar he just won*
Drake: Josh, I think i'm in love.
Josh: Okay but if you start makin' out with the thing i'm leaving the room.

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #7:
Helen: do you have a job?
Josh: No.
Helen: Are you, uh, alright in the head?
Josh: I think so.
Helen: Congratulations you're hired!
Josh: What?!
Helen: Get to work!

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #8:
Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?
Drake: Oh, yeah Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #9:
Josh: Being at school at night really creeps me out!
Drake: Really? That's how I feel about school during the day.

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Jewel
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July 21, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Drake and josh quote #10:
Josh: I'm not ready to die! I haven't seen Paris!
Drake: They eat snails. The people smell bad. Seriously you don't want to go there.

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