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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 4:31pm UTC

99% of my socks are single
and you don't see them crying about it.

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Maicy Rasmus*
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April 5, 2013 10:25pm UTC

sweetie
theres a big difference
between a
tan, and
[[rolling in a bag of Doritos]]

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:26pm UTC

"You think your life is bad? Well, my life-"
SHUT UP. DEPRESSION IS NOT A COMPETITION.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:54pm UTC

i walk into the school, like waddup i hate about every single one of you

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 8:36pm UTC

we all have
that one
skinny friend
that eates more
[than an elephant]

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:31pm UTC

that moment when
you get called down to the office and everyone goes "ooooh." ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:46pm UTC

5 reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. please.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:23am UTC

apparently, The Walking Dead is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
zoombie

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 3:44pm UTC

11 year old in 2013: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drunk, Getting high off weed and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 11: Hannah Montana shirt, sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and saying 'Do you want to have a play date?' every other day. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Walk into school like
"What up when can I go home"

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:06am UTC

What I do when I'm home alone:
Go out with friends.
Watch tv.
Hanging Out With My Crush.
Eat all the food.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 4:40pm UTC

My parents: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: Sits with family
Me: Gets insulted by entire family
Me: Goes back to bedroom

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:29am UTC

Me: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Person: Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser.
Me: Life doesn't have an eraser.
Person: Dude.... That was deep. Here you go....

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 11:28am UTC

Me at 7am: Tired
Me at 12pm: Tired
Me at 3pm: Tired
Me at 7pm: *Yawn* Tired
Me at 10pm: Tired
Me at 2am: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Teens: I like to smoke weeed and get high.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe heavy and pretend I'm a dragon.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

She can talk about him all day
but when he's actually around, she's speechless.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Texts crush: Heyy.
Crush: *No reply*
Crush: *5 minutes later, no reply*
Crush: *10 minutes later, no reply*
Texts crush: Nice chat.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 4:46pm UTC

You could give me 67 years to do my homework,
and I wouldn't do it until the night before.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:41pm UTC

"You're here to learn."
"I'm here because it's the f.cking law."

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