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lisalacrosse97
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August 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC
Last time I checked,
Witty wasn't a dating site.
nmf

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HerSmileHidesHerPain
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July 28, 2012 2:38am UTC
"I NEED A BOYFRIEND. /:"
No, You Want A Boyfriend. You Need Some Water, 'Cause You Sound Thristy!

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GabiPhantomhive_
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July 28, 2012 2:20am UTC
*Mom walks in on me changing*
Me: Mom! A little privacy please?!
Mom: I used to change your diaper!
Me: And I used to suck on your boob. Times have changed.

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