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  1. LittleOne1138 LittleOne1138
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    You can take away my phone,
    You can take away witty,
    You can take away the computer,
    You can take away water,
    You can take away food,
    And I'd be okay
    But if you took away my music.
    I wouldn't survive one day.

  2. Hopelesscrusher Hopelesscrusher
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Feeling down?
    I'll make your day happy, just fave this and I'll put a really
    sweet comment on your profile. Follow you, and will
    definitely fave some of your awesome quotes.

  3. lunadance3 lunadance3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly
    3 faves = I'm ok
    7 faves =I'm cute
    15 faves =I'm pretty
    25 faves = I'm beautiful
    30 faves = sexy
    50 faves = you me now!!!
    -repost if your not afraid

  4. hanarrawr hanarrawr
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:42am UTC
    Because Only Ninjas can read this.Are you a ninja?

  5. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:19am UTC
    Did you know? #227
    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter

  6. omgitsmaria omgitsmaria
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:25am UTC
    In Elementary School: "Whatchya doin?.."Eatin chocolate."
    In High School: "Whatchya doing?".."Your MoM."

  7. dvllahbbs31 dvllahbbs31
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:49am UTC
    OK, I'm going to admit it.
    Its been bugging me for about 10
    years now and I need to get it off my chest.
    I let the dogs out.

  8. AneeqaR123 AneeqaR123
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:52am UTC
    the World Is Not Going to End In 2012...Beacuse My Yoghurt Expires In 2013..:)

  9. Lizzeh Lizzeh
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Shinbone
    a device for finding furniture in a dark room
    nmq

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
    Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. KaraElizabethxX KaraElizabethxX
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:43am UTC
    0 faves= i'm ugly.
    3 faves=im okay.
    7 faves=Im cute
    15 faves-im pretty
    25 faves=im beautiful
    30 faves=im breathtaking.
    -repost if you arent afraid-

  13. gillb gillb
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    my mam was really really sick, i went to her bedside and talked to her. Then she burst into tears and said 'i think i'm going to die'. I couldnt stand it i broke down into tears as well and to this day i will never forget that pain....</3

  14. wishful wishful
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    i'm ready to give up now.

  15. just_want_to_live just_want_to_live
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    If you really knew me you would know;
    I HAVE CANCER.
    I HATE MY BODY.
    I HATE MY FACE.
    I HATE MY VOICE.
    I FEEL WORTHLESS.
    I ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE.
    I'VE TRIED CUTTING.
    MY LIFE IS FALLING DOWN AROUND ME.
    MY DAD HAS BEEN OVER SEAS THREE
    TIMES.
    I wish I was somebody else.

  16. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    i hate my body. i've got blades, what do i do now?
    Take them and go into your bathroom and take all of your clothes off. Then stand up and look in the mirror. Just for a second, even if you hate what you see. Then, imagine your body covered in scars, gashes, burns, cuts, and bruises. Imagine yourself months from now hiding your body, apoligizing while your hurry to push your sleeves down when they slide up in class. Now back to normal, which one do you prefer? Exactly. Put down the razor. Put your clothes back on. Leave the bathroom. Call your best friend, your significant other, tell them you love them. Don't ever touch that f.ucking razor again.

  17. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    This is Steve..
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many High-Fives Can He Get?
    1 FAVE = 1 High-Five
    nmf

  18. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Girl:slow down!
    Guy:no this is fun
    Girl:no its not, please, its too scary
    guy: then tell me you love me
    Girl: fine, i love you, but slow down
    guy: now give me a BIG hug and kiss
    girl hugs and kisses him
    guy: can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? its bugging me
    (in the paper the next day):
    ... A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of a break failure. Two people were involved, a male and female, but only one survived. halfway down the road, the 18yr old boy realized that his brakes had broke, but he didnt want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug and kiss one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one who would die. Now thats true love

  19. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Please Read!
    I went to a party, Mom
    and remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom
    so I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself,
    the way you said I would,
    that I didn't drink and drive,
    though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    and your advice to me was right
    as the party finally ended,
    and the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    sure to get home in one piece,
    I never knew what was coming, Mom
    something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    'The kid that caused this wreck was
    drunk, '
    Mom, His voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    as I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    'This girl is going to die.'
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    while he was flying high,
    because he chose to drink and drive,
    now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    tell daddy to be brave,
    and when I go to heaven,
    put 'Daddy's Girl' on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    that its wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom
    I'm getting really scared.
    These are my final moments,
    and I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    as I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
    So I love you and goodbye. Please Fave This If You Think Drink And Drive Is Wrong

  20. XxAoifeXx XxAoifeXx
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 2:19pm UTC
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